It's always the one you least suspect

[Balog]

I know I, for one, am shocked that this young man might be suspected of having some type of criminal inclinations. His occupation is not specified, so I'm going to guess aspiring rapper.

SEAGOVILLE, Texas - Seagoville police are looking for a man after a deadly shooting Sunday afternoon.

Investigators believe 22-year-old Logan Michael Drumm shot two people at the Texas Shade Mobile Home Park, which is located at 2414 N. Highway 175.

Paramedics found the victims in separate areas of the park.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/26709343/seagoville-police-search-for-shooting-suspect-at-large

[MillCreek]

I have seen this in a bunch of pictures, but I still don't understand what is up with leaving the price tag attached to your baseball cap?

[roo_ster]

Officers used a helicopter and dogs to search a wooded area near Hwy. 175 and Seagoville Road, but were not able to find the suspect.

There is now a warrant for murder out for Drumm's arrest.

Luckily for him, he'll be able to blend in to the local population...somewhere.

[White Horseradish]

I have seen this in a bunch of pictures, but I still don't understand what is up with leaving the price tag attached to your baseball cap?

This, coupled with an unbent bill demonstrates that the hat is "fresh", meaning recently bought. The idea is to show that you are affluent enough to buy new hats so often, they don't look worn at all.

[KD5NRH]

Luckily for him, he'll be able to blend in to the local population...somewhere.

Most cheap trailer parks.  Anywhere on the DART light rail lines.

[sanglant]

I have seen this in a bunch of pictures, but I still don't understand what is up with leaving the price tag attached to your baseball cap?

Minnie Pearl.



http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnie_Pearl

[MechAg94]

I have seen this in a bunch of pictures, but I still don't understand what is up with leaving the price tag attached to your baseball cap?

Maybe they should also show prices near each tatoo.  I would be curious. 

New unbroken in hats don't fit well.

[Boomhauer]

I have seen this in a bunch of pictures, but I still don't understand what is up with leaving the price tag attached to your baseball cap?

It's not a baseball cap, it's an oversized flat brim hat. Like face tattoos, it's a pretty reliable *expletive deleted*bag indicator.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flat-Brimmed%20Hat

There are entire stores in the malls dedicated solely to the oversize flat brim hats, too.

[MillCreek]

^^^ Wow, this is my learning for the day!  A flat-brimmed hat.

[BobR]

Luckily for him, he'll be able to blend in to the local population...somewhere.

Portland.   


bob

[Hawkmoon]

This, coupled with an unbent bill demonstrates that the hat is "fresh", meaning recently bought. The idea is to show that you are affluent enough to buy new hats so often, they don't look worn at all.

^^^ That's what I've been told, as well.

[Triphammer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4kKzPaul8I

Dueling hats

[RoadKingLarry]

Most of my hats require an EPA incident report if they fall in the lake.
Around here the clean hats are for wearing to church. "Street cred" among the working class types I associate with comes from a crusty, sweat stained, "working man's" hat. An ancient Stetson that is crusty enough to double as a hard hat is a double plus.
 

[Boomhauer]

Most of my hats require an EPA incident report if they fall in the lake.
Around here the clean hats are for wearing to church. "Street cred" among the working class types I associate with comes from a crusty, sweat stained, "working man's" hat. An ancient Stetson that is crusty enough to double as a hard hat is a double plus.
 

Honest work and flat brim hat playa's do not mix.


Also, can't forget the latest unsoiled Jordans, either. Gotta have new $200 sneakers to be real, yo.


Is there any place in America that is devoid of the "aspiring rapper/drug dealer" critter? Where such varmints are run out of town on a rail should they appear? If so, I'd like to move there.

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

Back in the day my income was in exact balance with my outgo.imused to go out drinking in a dirty chefs uniform. The 2 guys I worked with would get cleaned up dressed up. Coifed and jericurled within an inch of their life. And they would be amazed that I got interest from the girls. We decided it was because girls like a working man. Or at least the kinda girls I wanted did.


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[cordex]

Back in the day my income was in exact balance with my outgo.imused to go out drinking in a dirty chefs uniform. The 2 guys I worked with would get cleaned up dressed up. Coifed and jericurled within an inch of their life. And they would be amazed that I got interest from the girls. We decided it was because girls like a working man. Or at least the kinda girls I wanted did.

Maybe they were just hungry.

[makattak]

Maybe they were just hungry.

Hey, you gotta lead with your strengths.

[Hawkmoon]

Is there any place in America that is devoid of the "aspiring rapper/drug dealer" critter? Where such varmints are run out of town on a rail should they appear? If so, I'd like to move there.

QFT

[Perd Hapley]

Dwight Schrute, on The Person You Least, Medium and Most Suspect

“It’s never the person who you most suspect. It’s also never the person you least suspect since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis… The person who I most medium suspect.”

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

Maybe they were just hungry.

So long as they took me home I didn't care. The 2 younger admittedly better looking young guys I drank with were deeply disturbed by it.


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[Stand_watie]

I drive past his trailer park every day on the way to work, and that picture of him confirms my prejudices of what I suspected the residents looked like. The scary thing is that the really bad asses in that neighborhood don't advertise as much and so you wouldn't be able to spot them coming by their colorful ornamentation.

[White Horseradish]

The scary thing is that the really bad asses in that neighborhood don't advertise as much and so you wouldn't be able to spot them coming by their colorful ornamentation.

It's a well known phenomenon in nature. Some harmless species look extra scary to avoid being eaten.

[vaskidmark]

It's a well known phenomenon in nature. Some harmless species look extra scary to avoid being eaten.

Or otherwise make themselves unappetizing.  Seems humans are the only species (besides blue-faced baboons?) that go for the I'm-so-funny-looking-all-the-predators-will-be- laughing-too-hard-to catch-and-eat-me ploy.

stay safe.

[makattak]

Or otherwise make themselves unappetizing.  Seems humans are the only species (besides blue-faced baboons?) that go for the I'm-so-funny-looking-all-the-predators-will-be- laughing-too-hard-to catch-and-eat-me ploy.

stay safe.

Oh?

[vaskidmark]

Oh?

That's a sexual display.  Don't understand how/why it turns on the females of the species but apparently they will throw themselves at it.

stay safe.