I'm waiting for them to start taxing exercise equipment, to cut down on the costs of sports-related injuries.
They already heavily manual labor (along with, y'know, every other kind of work), which has lately been VERY successful in preventing work-related accidents. Heck, if we're lucky we might see 25-30% unemployment in Michigan. Just think of the all the work-related injuries that could be avoided!
I used to not be a racist, because I smoked menthol cigs. Since I quit, I'm once again elitist scum, I guess.