Jerry Campbell is the main hog hunter on American Hoggers on A&E,
He is a good old Texas boy, and as some memorable quotes:
(My truck) is stuck tighter than a wedge in witch's *expletive deleted*ss,
Hogs like to eat anything. They’ll eat baby sheep, baby goats. They’ll eat ‘em just like popcorn.
That SOB's breath smells like my old English teacher.
I hate hot weather like the Pope hates the devil.
The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.
He’s (wild boar in a junkyard) liable to be lying up in there but hell he could be sitting in the front seat of a Cadillac too.
When I get to Heaven I’m going to have one hell of a pack of dogs.
I’ve been hunting hogs since Moby Dick was a sardine.
I don’t drive a Jeep. I wear one.
Colder than an ex-wife’s heart this morning.
He’s (Jerry’s trusted stud dog Rooster) had more bitches than a Houston divorce lawyer.