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Two scoops of ice cream
« on: May 13, 2017, 11:17:10 AM »
 This is a sure harbinger of the onset of fascism!
I mean, we all remember our history, Hitler was well known to have more pastry than other people
and ice cream is like pastry with electrolytes. 
Next he will annex Mexico and then the death camps will open, heck I bet they already are.
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2017, 11:30:06 AM »
Just a minute here .... what flavor of ice cream?    It makes a DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D [popcorn] [tinfoil]
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 11:37:10 AM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on May 13, 2017, 11:30:06 AM
Just a minute here .... what flavor of ice cream?    It makes a DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D [popcorn] [tinfoil]

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 09:20:11 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on May 13, 2017, 11:37:10 AM
Neopolitan.



 >:D

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 12:00:34 AM »
I'm afraid to ask....but....I don't get it
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2017, 12:07:35 AM »
Quote from: gunsmith on May 14, 2017, 12:00:34 AM
I'm afraid to ask....but....I don't get it

Two in the pink, one in the stink..

Sheesh, kids today.
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2017, 12:28:43 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 14, 2017, 12:07:35 AM
Two in the pink, one in the stink..

Sheesh, kids today.

sigh... I will never learn

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2017, 04:34:04 AM »
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2017, 07:32:49 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 14, 2017, 12:07:35 AM
Two in the pink, one in the stink..

Sheesh, kids today.

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2017, 09:37:34 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on May 13, 2017, 11:37:10 AM
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Why didn't you stick your finger in the white ice cream!!?   

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2017, 09:52:22 PM »
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/impeach-maxine-waters-street-art-appears-near-inglewood-town-hall-meeting/




I'm not familiar with The American Mirror but the "street art" is apparently real.
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2017, 10:38:32 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 14, 2017, 09:37:34 PM
Why didn't you stick your finger in the white ice cream!!?   

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2017, 07:49:03 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 14, 2017, 07:32:49 AM
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No, actually that is just two in the stink.
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2017, 08:00:37 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 15, 2017, 07:49:03 AM
No, actually that is just two in the stink.

Ur doin it rong.

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2017, 08:02:06 AM »
Quote from: dogmush on May 15, 2017, 08:00:37 AM
Ur doin it rong.

Hanging out with too many Marines?

Not for the shocker.
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2017, 01:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 14, 2017, 07:32:49 AM
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2017, 01:29:05 PM »
Well, not surprisingly, this thread hit the gutter fairly quickly.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5eGsAvXzP0


link is OK to click, really.

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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2017, 04:07:47 PM »
You know, legend has it that Republican Presidents at least since Reagan have passed down a secret tactic that gets them preferential treatment from their domestic staff.  This could be another example of it being used behind the scenes.

Did anyone else try asking nicely?
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2017, 04:29:33 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 15, 2017, 07:49:03 AM
No, actually that is just two in the stink.

No, the Shocker is two in the pink and one in the stink.

Here is proof:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2017, 04:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 15, 2017, 04:29:33 PM
No, the Shocker is two in the pink and one in the stink.

Here is proof:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

Actually when I hear the term shocker I think of the male rugby player that got busted for doing it to opposing players.
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2017, 06:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 15, 2017, 04:29:33 PM
No, the Shocker is two in the pink and one in the stink.

Here is proof:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

Further proof.

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https://youtu.be/nECac7O4hg8
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Re: Two scoops of ice cream
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2017, 11:53:55 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on May 14, 2017, 09:37:34 PM
Why didn't you stick your finger in the white ice cream!!?   

 =D

That taint right.
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