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let's see those Christmas cards
« on: December 21, 2011, 11:23:27 AM »
OK, what did you send, and what did you get?

I'll start - received, not sent.  In case there was any question.



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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 11:27:35 AM »
This a joke?  Cause I would be embarrassed to send that out.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 11:42:43 AM »
This a joke?  Cause I would be embarrassed to send that out.

No.

Which is why you are not a frequent guest in the crossbar hotel.

I'm just hoping they sent one to the Sheriff, who might connect the card with the fact that cameras and/or cellphones are not allowed in.

There is a program that allows inmates to buy photos using their commissary account funds.  Used to be Polaroids, but now it's digital prints.  But since there is only no-contact visiting you can't get a family portrait done.

At least she had the sense to get someone else to take the picture, instead of holding the camera out herself.  Lets them flash their sign to all the homies.  (You don't want to know why his hand is wrapped in an ace bandage - but the Sheriff might. [tinfoil])

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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 11:46:56 AM »
« Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 05:44:43 PM by Harold Tuttle »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 12:01:53 PM »
Harold - is that another Tebow tribute or one of those "pull your fist downwards fast while saying 'Yes!'" gestures?

Just wondering, seeing all the goodies on the floor. :angel:

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 02:02:28 PM »
Interesting Skid because I have just seen the same picture posted on Facebook by my cousin.  Going to have to ask her where she got it.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 02:32:27 PM »
Interesting Skid because I have just seen the same picture posted on Facebook by my cousin.  Going to have to ask her where she got it.

The same picture was emailed to me as a forward of a chain email yesterday.

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 02:51:45 PM »
The same picture was emailed to me as a forward of a chain email yesterday.

That is how she got it.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 04:35:53 PM »
The same picture was emailed to me as a forward of a chain email yesterday.
Same here. Took me a minute to get it.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 04:36:37 PM »
Those Johnsons are always doing that - eating all the pies and jellies and just leaving.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 05:01:03 PM »
Those Johnsons are always doing that - eating all the pies and jellies and just leaving.

It's our own fault for inviting them.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 05:39:14 PM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 06:23:52 PM »
OK, I confess.

I was put up to it.  Someone wanted to see if anybody would fall for it, or for the fake back story.

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2011, 07:47:36 AM »
And damned well he should have made the list. Good God that's bad.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2011, 08:28:40 AM »
I've seen several variations on this old favorite . . .

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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2011, 04:10:55 PM »
This is the actual card my Sister-in-law sent out one year of her kids:
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2011, 04:18:39 PM »
This is the actual card my Sister-in-law sent out one year of her kids:


That's hilarious. My wife and I sent out one out with her in a monkey mask, me in a mad professor mask, and the dog was wearing a blue neckerchief.
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2011, 07:04:48 PM »
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2011, 12:47:34 PM »


Actually, the year should be 1965* - 2012.


* IIRC that's about when LBJs Great Society started  =|
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Re: let's see those Christmas cards
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2011, 04:33:35 PM »
That's hilarious. My wife and I sent out one out with her in a monkey mask, me in a mad professor mask, and the dog was wearing a blue neckerchief.

So fistful, is this your Christmas card from a different year?

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