. . . Anne holds ranks as General, Admiral, and a metric tonne of Commandant titles. . . .
So she's Her Royal Highness The Princess Royal, Colonel-in-Chief of the King’s Royal Hussars, Colonel-in-Chief of the Worcestershire and Sherwood Foresters Regiment, Colonel-in-Chief of the Royal Corps of Signals, Colonel-in-Chief of the Royal Logistic Corps, Colonel-in-Chief the Royal Army Veterinary Corps, Colonel of the Blues and Royals, Royal Colonel of the Royal Scots Borderers, 1st Battalion Royal Regiment of Scotland, Royal Colonel of the 52nd Lowland, 6th Battalion Royal Regiment of Scotland, Royal Honorary Colonel of the University of London OTC, Commandant-in-Chief of the First Aid Nursing Yeomanry (Princess Royal’s Volunteer Corps), Honorary Air Commodore of RAF Brize Norton, Honorary Air Commodore of the University of London Air Squadron, Commodore-in-Chief of HMNB Portsmouth, Chief Commandant of the Women’s Royal Naval Service, Chief Commandant for Women in the Royal Navy, Admiral, General, Air Chief Marshal Arms, Royal Family Order of Queen Elizabeth II Order of St John, Dame Grand Cross of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem, Dame of Justice of the Most Venerable Order of St John of Jerusalem, Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order (GCVO) – (Grand Master from 20 April 2007), Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle and additional royal honors.
Glad I'm American so I don't have to take this nonsense seriously.
But while looking this up, I thought about this guy . . . who upon reflection, seems pretty modest by comparison:
"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hajj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."