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A new trauma in my life
« on: October 08, 2013, 09:10:15 PM »
After almost a half century on this mortal coil I face an issue that I have never dealt with.

The light bulb in the refrigerator is out.

Now I must face replacing it or living with no light.

This begs many questions about life. I really do not know if the light goes out when the door is closed, but I know it is not on when I open the door.

Really, almost fifty years, and this is the first time in my life that this issue has come up? I guess that isn't too bad.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2013, 09:12:52 PM »
Can you still get flashlights with magnets on them? If so stick one to the door of the fridge and use as needed.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2013, 09:16:57 PM »
You don't need to eat after dark anyway  :P
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2013, 09:20:39 PM »
Are you sure the door is open?
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2013, 09:26:54 PM »
Set it on fire. Should light it up fairly well.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:58 PM »
Set it on fire. Should light it up fairly well.

Magnesium flare ought to do the trick
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2013, 09:52:49 PM »
A few LEDs inside are low enough wattage to be left on all the time.  Put a plexiglass window in the front (dual pane, of course, for insulation). 

Voila!  No need to open the fridge to see what's in there, spilling out the cool air.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2013, 09:57:23 PM »
White people's problems...

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2013, 10:03:47 PM »
Could be a faulty door sensor switch.   >:D   [popcorn]
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2013, 10:09:50 PM »
Are you sure you are not going blind or have cataracts? :P
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2013, 10:14:51 PM »
Are you sure the door is open?

The question is electrical, not philosophical...

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2013, 10:22:20 PM »
You could always buy a pair of night vision goggles to see what's in the fridge.   =D
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2013, 10:27:53 PM »
You could always buy a pair of night vision goggles to see what's in the fridge.   =D

I think he should try a FLIR instead, and report back if the inside of the fridge is just washed out, or can the FLIR pick up on subtle temp differences inside a fridge.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2013, 10:47:19 PM »
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2013, 05:01:50 AM »
I think the real question is, is he in the right room?

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2013, 10:19:53 AM »
I think the real question is, is he in the right room?

stay safe.

And why isn't his wife getting him a beer or making him a sandwich?  =D
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2013, 11:35:58 AM »
Well, I tried the FLIR and night vision and they did not work. I decided to get back to basics and simply change the bulbs.

What a nightmare!

Difficult to work around the plastic bulb guard... Impossible to remove these crappy pieces of plastic. The bulbs were stuck quite a bit in the socket. Figured I would likely break a bulb and cut a digit with the broken glass (that is something I seem to do often).

My assessment is that these refrigerators are designed like this to keep repairmen in business.

I had repeated thoughts of "How many (fill in the blanks) are needed to change a light bulb. One of the dogs kept licking my ear as I struggled.

Eventually the darn thing came loose and I got them out and put new ones in.

My friend from work told me that he had an old refrigerator that needed a new bulb, realized the machine was old and clapped out, and just got a new refrigerator!! That guy has huge amounts of money and buys stuff impulsively.

The task is done.. It took about an hour and half and I actually broke a sweat working in front of an open refrigerator.

I need staff for these types of things, but really, most of my home repair/improvement projects never go well!

Several years ago, I was dealing with a dripping faucet in a bathroom. That fix ended with me completely gutting the place, moving walls, installing new everything, pulling power, pipes, building crazy ceilings.

My life seems to be summed up with changing a light bulb.

Very sad.....
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2013, 11:57:51 AM »
This is all so much failure.

Just have your woman deal with the fridge and it's existential dilemmas.

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2013, 12:00:43 PM »
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2013, 12:03:46 PM »
Just have your woman deal with the fridge and it's existential dilemmas.

I do not have suicidal ideation..
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2013, 12:06:12 PM »
You could have just kept a pile of floppy disks next the fridge and burn one every time you open the door to provide the necessary lighting.


 
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2013, 03:52:50 PM »
Live dangerously and just leave the burnt out bulb in there.

I said I was going to get a new bulb when our new fridge bulb burned out.
That was four or five years ago. :P

Makes getting a snack in the middle of the night a bit dicey without turning on the kitchen light, but I revel in the element of suprise.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2013, 04:06:30 PM »
You people are all freaks.

There.

I said it.  :P
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2013, 04:17:24 PM »
You people are all freaks.

There.

I said it.  :P

Agreed.

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2013, 04:23:51 PM »
You people are all freaks.

There.

I said it.  :P

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