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makattak

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #50 on: October 10, 2013, 02:19:56 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 09, 2013, 08:08:41 PM
I bet it was a nice cat, too.

The nice one always die young. The insane, power hungry pure evil ones live forever.



I'm betting you're just suffering from selection bias.

I mean, can you really make a judgement about how long the nice .01% of cats live?

(It's like with lawyers, how 98% give the other 2% a bad name...)
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #51 on: October 10, 2013, 03:09:20 PM »
Quote from: makattak on October 10, 2013, 02:19:56 PM
(It's like with lawyers, how 98% give the other 2% a bad name...)

I think we have "the other 2%" right here on APS!
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #52 on: October 10, 2013, 03:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on October 10, 2013, 01:53:49 PM
Screwing around inside the fridge...?   =|

 :O

We're gonna need a bigger fridge.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #53 on: October 10, 2013, 07:25:44 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 09, 2013, 08:08:41 PM
I bet it was a nice cat, too.

The nice one always die young. The insane, power hungry pure evil ones live forever.


I'm soooooo screwed.  The sumbitch'll probably out live me.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #54 on: October 10, 2013, 08:25:25 PM »
Quote from: Hutch on October 10, 2013, 07:25:44 PM
I'm soooooo screwed.  The sumbitch'll probably out live me.

I'm thinking about starting a support group.

Oppressed cat owners annonomous.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #55 on: October 10, 2013, 08:39:17 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 10, 2013, 08:25:25 PM
I'm thinking about starting a support group.

Oppressed cat owners servants annonomous.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #56 on: October 10, 2013, 09:01:04 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 10, 2013, 03:56:09 PM
:O

We're gonna need a bigger fridge.

I've got a chest freezer that would be plenty big enough if it was empty.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #57 on: October 10, 2013, 09:04:16 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 10, 2013, 03:56:09 PM
:O

We're gonna need a bigger fridge.

It's not size, but technique, that matters.....
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #58 on: October 11, 2013, 10:28:09 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on October 10, 2013, 08:39:17 PM
ftfy

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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2013, 01:51:42 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on October 10, 2013, 09:04:16 PM
It's not size, but technique, that matters.....


You keep telling yourself that.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #60 on: October 11, 2013, 03:15:54 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 11, 2013, 01:51:42 PM
You keep telling yourself that.

I could text you a picture of my tongue  =D
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #61 on: October 11, 2013, 07:07:54 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on October 09, 2013, 09:25:13 PM



I LOL'd at that one.  People are looking at me like I'm weird or something. 
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2013, 11:33:44 AM »
There's an old story about a couple guys stopping to pick up a piece of abandoned luggage by the roadside.

About a half mile later, the car stops again and two men jump out - followed by a bobcat.

 =D
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2013, 09:13:11 PM »
The light goes out when the fridge door is closed.
I have this on good authority, going back some decades now.

Single mom,  with 2 year old boy throwing a "hissy fit" and mom, tosses boy into fridge to "cool him down".

First off, this will "cool a boy down". Second the boy informs mom the light does go off when the door is closed.

Probably not the best parenting skills, still this was before life got too PC.

He turned out all right...
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2013, 11:34:08 AM »
" One of the dogs kept licking my ear as I struggled."

Gee... I wonder which dog that was...
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2013, 06:36:11 AM »
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2013, 01:28:28 PM »
Quote from: sm on October 12, 2013, 09:13:11 PM
The light goes out when the fridge door is closed.
I have this on good authority, going back some decades now.

Single mom,  with 2 year old boy throwing a "hissy fit" and mom, tosses boy into fridge to "cool him down".

First off, this will "cool a boy down". Second the boy informs mom the light does go off when the door is closed.

Probably not the best parenting skills, still this was before life got too PC.

He turned out all right...

Who has enough fridge space to fit a 2 y/o? Ours are packed to hte gills.
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Re: A new trauma in my life
« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2013, 01:49:54 PM »
Quote from: Balog on October 16, 2013, 01:28:28 PM
Who has enough fridge space to fit a 2 y/o? Ours are packed to hte gills.

I could fit one...  maybe not in one piece though.   >:D
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