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Title: Who needs a bear gun? Real men don't....
Post by: natedog on August 10, 2005, 08:21:51 AM
Title: Who needs a bear gun? Real men don't....
Post by: Preacherman on August 10, 2005, 08:34:08 AM
Yeah, but that's a 'fraidy-cat grizzly bear - look how pale he's turned at the prospect of violence!!!

cheesy
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Post by: ...has left the building. on August 10, 2005, 09:58:48 AM
I think the bear would win simply because he has a better fighting stance (his elbows are more tucked in), but you might be able to exploit the fact that his weight is far forward.  Wink
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Post by: fiVe on August 10, 2005, 11:02:59 AM
I'm sure that's a fight I could "bearly" watch.
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Post by: El Tejon on August 10, 2005, 11:27:27 AM
Best technique against a bear is to throw your whiskey bottle at it or, better yet, don't drink whiskey and you will not see any bears!
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Post by: Sindawe on August 10, 2005, 11:35:09 AM
Well ET, why did *I* see bears in my room one night when I was 3 y/o?  Long before I ever drank a drop of whiskey? LOL

Given the setting, best bet is to avoid the bear until it drops from heat exhaustion.  Of course, avoiding the polar bear is the tricky part. Cheesy
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Post by: Antibubba on August 10, 2005, 02:59:17 PM
I think this guy would be in trouble if the bear just tipped over on him.

Cute shot.
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Post by: Stickjockey on August 11, 2005, 07:23:33 AM
Sindawe, sounds like somebody mickey'ed your mac -n- cheese. Wink
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Post by: natedog on August 11, 2005, 04:31:57 PM
Caption this picture!
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Post by: Andrew Wyatt on August 11, 2005, 06:12:34 PM
Natedog and correia argue about the supremacy of the AK.
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Post by: Perd Hapley on August 11, 2005, 08:39:25 PM
Caption:

Disney's "Rockey Begins"
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Post by: Winston Smith on August 11, 2005, 08:54:32 PM
Gah.. get a haircut, you hippy!
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Post by: Ric Allen on August 12, 2005, 04:58:45 AM
I have the perfect caption...........
Don't make me hurt you, Bubba
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Post by: USP45usp on August 12, 2005, 10:59:58 AM
The bear would win, but since he seems to be "stuffed", the guy has a good chance Cheesy.

Wayne