. . . as presented in the comic strip,
Mallard Filmore.http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mallardfillmore/s-1604410Three elephants, sitting around a table, planning strategy for the next Presidential election.
First says he's in charge of "fighting among ourselves" . . .
Second will handle "alienating our base" . . .
Third will take care of "caving in to whatever the Democrats want."
Funny as heck . . . and sad at the same time, since there's so much truth in it.