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HankB

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Republican Strategy Session . . .
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:37:40 PM »
. . . as presented in the comic strip, Mallard Filmore.

http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mallardfillmore/s-1604410

Three elephants, sitting around a table, planning strategy for the next Presidential election.

First says he's in charge of "fighting among ourselves" . . .

Second will handle "alienating our base" . . .

Third will take care of "caving in to whatever the Democrats want."

Funny as heck . . . and sad at the same time, since there's so much truth in it.   =(
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Re: Republican Strategy Session . . .
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2015, 08:27:07 PM »
The Stupid Party reinforcing their platform.
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Re: Republican Strategy Session . . .
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2015, 11:22:57 PM »
Art imitates Life, imitates Art, imitates Life....
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.