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How many of you will be taking notes for your own obit?
« on: August 24, 2012, 05:38:02 AM »
http://www.mandatory.com/2012/07/17/the-strangest-obituaries-ever-written/?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl26%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D196226#photo=17

There are just too many to pick only one as a favorite.  As a matter of fact, one was cribbed almost word for word by someone else, which I guess is high praise indeed.

Dare you consider what your family will write about you?

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Re: How many of you will be taking notes for your own obit?
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 10:20:34 AM »
My obit will consist of one line...

"He's dead, Jim!"

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Re: How many of you will be taking notes for your own obit?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 11:47:23 AM »
That's pretty winning. Maybe be buried in a red shirt....
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Re: How many of you will be taking notes for your own obit?
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 08:36:09 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on August 24, 2012, 10:20:34 AM
My obit will consist of one line...

"He's dead, Jim!"

Short and to the point.   Funny, too.
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Re: How many of you will be taking notes for your own obit?
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 09:35:36 PM »
Hmm... Maybe a bunch of clues to a treasure, that just turns out to be a geocache of some old gum.  =D
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