R.I.P. Scout26
If you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.*That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.
"How can you close me up? On what grounds?""I'm shocked . . . shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.""Your winnings, sir.""Oh, thank you very much. Everybody out at once!"
"Where'd you get that pistol?""At the gettin place."
All men have a little Llewellyn Moss in them.