Cool. I was fixin' to give it to someone, anyway.
It's nothing fancy, kinda slow, but it should get the job done. It has an ethernet (Cat5) port, so you can hook it up to a DSL modem (or cable, I guess). I should have a dial-up modem I can stick in there, too. I have three or four of those I don't need, so no sacrifice for me.
Are you in San Francisco now?
Edit: Sorry. Saddened to hear of Mr. Safire's passing.