The man went camping and had THREE ARs with him.
Someone invite him to the forum.
My daughter started a hypothetical the other day:
"Daddy, what would you do if a grizzly tried to eat you?"
Me- "I'd shoot it"
Daughter "But what if you didn't have a gun?"
Me "How could that happen?"
Daughter "Why would you take a gun hiking?"
Me "Why wouldn't I? There might be bears."
The conversation devolved into hypotheticals involving alien technology that disintegrates all metals, (except the iron in hemoglobin, some how), Me being kicked out of the garden of Eden naked, without a gun, and immediately attacked by bears, (I'd borrow one of them awesome flaming swords), etc.... she gave up about 20 minutes later...