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Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« on: August 28, 2008, 03:45:30 AM »
I knew it!!!:

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http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/0808/Pelosi_to_protesters_Can_we_drill_your_brains.html?showall

Pelosi to protesters: "Can we drill your brains?"

House Democratic leaders and protesters waving McCain signs had a war of words Tuesday at a press event outside an old train station. The demonstrators interrupted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with chants of Drill here! Drill now!

Pelosi paused and asked the group, Right here?

Seeming to enjoy the back and forth, she followed with another question: Can we drill your brains?

She went on to refer to the protesters, who continued to chant sporadically, as handmaidens of Big Oil. Arguing that increased offshore drilling would reduce gas prices by only a couple of pennies a decade from now, she referred to the demonstrators as the 2-cents-in-10-years-crowd.

Majority Leader Steny H. Hoyer swiped at the demonstrators, too, saying that sophomoric chanting wont solve the energy crisis and that all thinking Americans know  stressing the word "thinking" and looking at the crowd  that America doesnt have a quarter of the words fossil fuels yet uses a quarter of the worlds energy.
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 07:06:41 AM »
yay! What gun for Pelosi Zombies?  laugh
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 07:32:47 AM »
yay! What gun for Pelosi Zombies?  laugh

Any one would work since they would run away in fright.
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 08:00:30 AM »
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She went on to refer to the protesters, who continued to chant sporadically, as handmaidens of Big Oil. Arguing that increased offshore drilling would reduce gas prices by only a couple of pennies a decade from now, she referred to the demonstrators as the 2-cents-in-10-years-crowd.


They'd still be saving a hell of a lot more of our money than Pelosi and the rest of the gang on Capitol Hill.

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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 08:04:08 AM »
She has got to be a zombie............look at her face.................chris3

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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 08:07:25 AM »
Nah.....zombies have more intelligent answers when asked about abortion and fossil fuels....  cheesy
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 08:12:22 AM »
There are no words.   undecided
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 09:41:25 AM »
There are no words.   undecided

There are lots of words, they just make no sense when strung together into a sentence!

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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 11:52:37 AM »
You mean like "Idiot imbecile childish dopy lame comeback she's the Speaker of the U.S. House is that the best she can do?"
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 11:57:36 AM »
You mean like "Idiot imbecile childish dopy lame comeback she's the Speaker of the U.S. House is that the best she WE can do?"

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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 12:01:33 PM »
Thanks, Seeker.  I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep now.   sad
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 02:16:40 PM »
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yay! What gun for Pelosi Zombies?

This might not be the week to put "gun" and "Pelosi" in the same sentence.


Which I just did.  laugh
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Re: Breaking News: Proof Pelosi is a Zombie!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 03:16:39 PM »
yea, I might wake up at Gitmo...  shocked

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