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SADShooter:

--- Quote from: brimic on November 02, 2012, 05:49:23 PM ---Gah :facepalm:
This thread. It hurts.

--- End quote ---

Positively punishing.

AZRedhawk44:

--- Quote from: HankB on November 02, 2012, 03:02:58 PM ---An old Indian walks into a reservation store to buy some tobacco, and sees a huge cockroach crawling across the floor.

Rather agitated, he gets the paleface proprietor's attention, points to the insect, and says "Look! Bug! Bug!"

The bored paleface looks over the counter and says "Squash it!"

Indian violently shakes his head, and says "No!! Bug!!"

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I'm not getting this one.  Splayn plz?

ArfinGreebly:

Indian wife is called .  .  .

AZRedhawk44:
 :lol:

Hutch:
Roy Rogers parks his prized moccasins outside the back door of the ranch.  He steps to the door to see them being dragged off by a mountain lion.  He offers a reward for its hide.  The ranch hand returns with a dead lion in the back of his truck, and then goes to claim the prize, asking "pardon me, Roy, is this the cat who chewed your new shoes?"

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