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Puns for the literate
ArfinGreebly:
Intestate lions.
Amateur.
=D
HankB:
An old Indian walks into a reservation store to buy some tobacco, and sees a huge cockroach crawling across the floor.
Rather agitated, he gets the paleface proprietor's attention, points to the insect, and says "Look! Bug! Bug!"
The bored paleface looks over the counter and says "Squash it!"
Indian violently shakes his head, and says "No!! Bug!!"
MrsSmith:
Clearly Tallpine is too busy committing these atrocities to memory to comment.
Tallpine:
--- Quote from: MrsSmith on November 02, 2012, 03:03:38 PM ---Clearly Tallpine is too busy committing these atrocities to memory to comment.
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Some years back, the Coast Guard confiscated a ship load of marijuana off the Oregon coast. They didn't know how to dispose of such a large amount, so they enlisted a local paper mill to burn it for them.
As luck would have it, a flock of terns few right into the smoke, and shortly started falling down on the beach.
No tern was left unstoned.
SADShooter:
--- Quote from: MrsSmith on November 02, 2012, 03:03:38 PM ---Clearly Tallpine is too busy committing these atrocities to memory to comment.
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Set and spike!
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