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Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« on: July 02, 2009, 04:44:50 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/taco_bells_new_green_menu_takes

100% synthesized in Taco Bell approved laboratories!

Crunchy Taco Verde
Burrito Del Planeta
Chalupa Del Verde

I can't wait for Ned's report on these miracles of un-nature!  The Ultimate Grande Crunchador should give him all sorts of things to report to us!
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 05:01:13 PM »
If I hear the words "eco" or "green" one more time I may snap.  This crap has gotten completely out of hand.

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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 05:11:45 PM »
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 05:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on July 02, 2009, 05:01:13 PM
If I hear the words "eco" or "green" one more time I may snap.  This crap has gotten completely out of hand.

Brad

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Half this eco-crap is flimsy marketing for a product that isn't all that "eco-friendly"
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 07:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on July 02, 2009, 05:01:13 PM
If I hear the words "eco" or "green" one more time I may snap.  This crap has gotten completely out of hand.

Brad
Well, you have to understand marketing; at some of the fast food places (particularly Mexican restaurants) I'm convinced that "organic meat" really means the animal died of natural causes.

And "Boeuf ala Chevrolet" may actually mean the cow was hit by a Silverado as it was crossing the road . . .
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 08:11:54 PM »
Nothing about Taco Bell is "eco-friendly".

That's whether you're pondering the origin of their mystery meat, or the end results of imbibing in a meal there.

BTW, anybody catch the origin of AZRH44's link? ;)
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 10:10:11 PM »
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 10:56:19 PM »
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 12:46:50 AM »
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2009, 11:43:29 AM »
You guys has been punked.
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2009, 01:01:41 PM »
True.

I "rented" some Taco-Bell yesterday, though.   =D
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2009, 06:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Gewehr98 on July 02, 2009, 08:11:54 PM
Nothing about Taco Bell is "eco-friendly".


True....in fact, Al Gore couldn't sell them enough carbon credits to cover their "emissions"....  :O
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Re: Taco Bell's New Eco-Green Menu!
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2009, 02:55:10 AM »
Hmmm... think we could get an "Ecogreen AR"? One where the fit and finish are excellent?  :laugh:
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