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Title: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Ben on May 10, 2021, 09:08:10 AM
Jeff Bezos' new yacht is so big that it needs a support yacht.

Surprising part of the story was that the luxury shipyards are so booked that a rich guy can't get a slot right now.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/jeff-bezos-triple-masted-500m-superyacht-to-be-one-of-the-largest-ever-report
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 10, 2021, 09:12:19 AM
And who do the libs keep attacking? Musk that's who. Meanwhile a flaming liberal gets off.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: fifth_column on May 10, 2021, 09:49:56 AM
I think Bezos has the worst case of little man syndrome since Napoleon.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Boomhauer on May 10, 2021, 09:55:49 AM
I have a good friend who is a technical superintendent and engineer for a yacht builder down in FL. They do mega yachts too. She has been busy as hell ever since she hired on five years ago when she left her Cat dealership.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: MillCreek on May 10, 2021, 10:24:14 AM
Could someone like Jeff Bezos buy an OTO Melara 76 mm cannon and have it mounted on the superyacht?  For a lot of these expensive yachts, I would think that pirates or highjacking would be a real concern.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 10, 2021, 10:32:37 AM
Could someone like Jeff Bezos buy an OTO Melara 76 mm cannon and have it mounted on the superyacht?  For a lot of these expensive yachts, I would think that pirates or highjacking would be a real concern.

Bezos could buy a Burke class destroyer as an escort with pocket change
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: cordex on May 10, 2021, 11:07:24 AM
Could someone like Jeff Bezos buy an OTO Melara 76 mm cannon and have it mounted on the superyacht?  For a lot of these expensive yachts, I would think that pirates or highjacking would be a real concern.
I would imagine that a non-nation-state-navy sporting a cannon would add difficulty with making port in many places.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: K Frame on May 10, 2021, 11:18:40 AM
I would imagine that a non-nation-state-navy sporting a cannon would add difficulty with making port in many places.

That explains the support yacht with the helicopter...
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 10, 2021, 11:34:29 AM
I think Bezos has the worst case of little man syndrome since Napoleon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZh2mlgv1qY
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 10, 2021, 11:40:12 AM
Actually Napoleon was right at avg height for the time. Story that I've heard for how he got the reputation for being short is that one of the hiring requirements for his personal guards was that they had to be above avg in height and thus be more intimidating and thus he appeared to be short in comparison.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 10, 2021, 11:42:14 AM
Information I've seen says Napoleon was about 5'7".
The victors write the history books.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 10, 2021, 11:51:22 AM
Also apparently a French foot was different from an English foot

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So Constant tells us that Bonaparte was slightly over 5 feet 2. But the valet is of course talking of French feet and inches. This is equivalent to 5 feet 6 inches and a half in the English system, the average height of a French male at the time.
https://blog.catherinedelors.com/bonapartes-physical-appearance-in-1800/
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: MillCreek on May 10, 2021, 12:13:38 PM
I would imagine that a non-nation-state-navy sporting a cannon would add difficulty with making port in many places.

A few years back, I was reading in a sailing forum about sailing in the Caribbean and people keeping firearms on the boat for self defense while at sea.  Apparently, it is a real sticky wicket coming into port down there with firearms on board.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Boomhauer on May 10, 2021, 02:50:23 PM
A few years back, I was reading in a sailing forum about sailing in the Caribbean and people keeping firearms on the boat for self defense while at sea.  Apparently, it is a real sticky wicket coming into port down there with firearms on board.

Matt Bracken dumped guns right before being boarded by a patrol boat. I remember him posting about it on the old THR
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: MillCreek on May 10, 2021, 02:54:07 PM
Matt Bracken dumped guns right before being boarded by a patrol boat. I remember him posting about it on the old THR

Up here in the PNW if you set out from Washington to go fishing in the Strait of San Juan De Fuca and drift over the line to Canadian waters, the Canadians can be enthusiastic about boarding you and searching for firearms while they are on board.  I read about the occasional fisherman who gets arrested for this, but fortunately, they usually just have to pay a hefty fine as opposed to being jailed.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: K Frame on May 10, 2021, 03:13:12 PM
A friend's father used to buy cheap assed firearms for his boat...

Think Davis .380s, that sort of thing, that he wouldn't mind dumping overboard if he had to.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: grampster on May 10, 2021, 04:08:24 PM
Years ago before Shall Issue and Canada's paranoia with guns, I had a General Concealed Carry license here in Michigan.  One still could not carry in Canada, though.  We were going to Canada to take a hop on the Snow Train out of the Canadian Soo in the fall for the colors.  I called the USA border and asked if I could store my pistol before we crossed into Canada.  I was treated like I was a leper and had the plague.  So I called the Canadian border office and asked if I could check my weapon there.  I was told it would be no problem at all.
When we got to the border, I pulled aside and contacted the officers and they took me inside and put my pistol in a lock box, gave me some paperwork and had a nice chat for 5 minutes or so about my carry pistol, which happened to be a .40 cal Glock 27 at the time.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: BobR on May 10, 2021, 04:26:55 PM
Years ago before Shall Issue and Canada's paranoia with guns, I had a General Concealed Carry license here in Michigan.  One still could not carry in Canada, though.  We were going to Canada to take a hop on the Snow Train out of the Canadian Soo in the fall for the colors.  I called the USA border and asked if I could store my pistol before we crossed into Canada.  I was treated like I was a leper and had the plague.  So I called the Canadian border office and asked if I could check my weapon there.  I was told it would be no problem at all.
When we got to the border, I pulled aside and contacted the officers and they took me inside and put my pistol in a lock box, gave me some paperwork and had a nice chat for 5 minutes or so about my carry pistol, which happened to be a .40 cal Glock 27 at the time.

My experience at our Northern border was about the same. I used to visit Calgary when I lived in Montana. The person I visited has hundreds if not thousands of acres with nearly as many acres of ground squirrels. I would take a 22 or a 17 HMR up and a lot of ammo to help remedy her pest problem. Nearly every time I stopped at the border on the way up to let them know I needed to take a gun and have the paperwork to bring it back I was treated like a lifelong criminal by the US Border Protection. The Canadians on the other side looked at it, verified the serial number and that it wasn't a restricted weapon, took my 25 bucks and chatted a while about the 17 HMR and sent me on my way. The only thing they couldn't understand was why I needed a gun when I could drive from the crossing to the next town and run over all the ground squirrels I wanted. ;)

The Canadians were much more friendly and accommodating than the US side was.

bob

Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: JTHunter on May 10, 2021, 05:40:39 PM
Hhmm?
The article stated:
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Bloomberg reported that the yacht—that has its own support yacht with a helipad—was ordered about two years ago—prior to the massive windfall for the Amazon stock during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Is it possible that Bezos had some "advance warning" that he would be getting a large windfall and to "splurge" with it while he could?[/size]
Hhmm?  ;/
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 10, 2021, 05:53:45 PM
Wonder if a working submarine with torpedoes can be ordered off Amazon? Asking for a friend.   >:D
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Fly320s on May 10, 2021, 08:52:42 PM
Wonder if a working submarine with torpedoes can be ordered off Amazon? Asking for a friend.   >:D

A quick search says, "no," but I only have access to the normal search functions.  The Chosen People, like yourself, have a larger catalog to browse.

Or...

Indonesia might have a sub for sale.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 10, 2021, 08:54:30 PM
Not getting the chosen people part


Indonesia might have a sub for sale.

Too much of a fixer upper
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Bogie on May 10, 2021, 11:09:28 PM
Frankly, I would avoid artillery.
 
Small guided missiles would be MUCH more discreet.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Fly320s on May 11, 2021, 08:17:39 AM
Not getting the chosen people part

If you can afford to buy and operate a sub, then you must have a fat bank account.  People with that much money often have more opportunities to buy select items.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: MechAg94 on May 11, 2021, 09:08:22 AM
Hhmm?
The article stated:Is it possible that Bezos had some "advance warning" that he would be getting a large windfall and to "splurge" with it while he could?

Hhmm?  ;/
He was already an extremely rich multi-billionaire.  I am doubtful.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Ben on May 11, 2021, 09:21:19 AM
He was already an extremely rich multi-billionaire.  I am doubtful.

Yeah, a guy worth $200 billion buying a $500 million dollar yacht is like a guy who makes $200K/yr buying a bass boat.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Fly320s on May 11, 2021, 09:27:19 AM
Yeah, a guy worth $200 billion buying a $500 million dollar yacht is like a guy who makes $200K/yr buying a bass boat.

1/400th of his net worth.  If you have a net worth of $200,000, you can buy something for $500.  Not quite pocket change, but not a financial hardship either.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: WLJ on May 11, 2021, 09:30:56 AM
How much does it cost to crew and maintain it?
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: fifth_column on May 11, 2021, 10:11:04 AM
How much does it cost to crew and maintain it?

I think amazon pays a bit over minimum wage . . . .
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Ben on May 11, 2021, 10:18:51 AM
How much does it cost to crew and maintain it?

There's a super yacht app for that:

https://www.luxyachts.com/yacht-cost-calculator

His is 127 meters. Plus the "tender yacht", plus I doubt he'll charter it so subtract the income.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: MechAg94 on May 11, 2021, 10:29:47 AM
1/400th of his net worth.  If you have a net worth of $200,000, you can buy something for $500.  Not quite pocket change, but not a financial hardship either.
Now I am trying to figure if I have guns that are worth more (proportionally) than his yacht.   =D
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: cordex on May 11, 2021, 11:38:57 AM
Now I am trying to figure if I have guns that are worth more (proportionally) than his yacht.   =D
You probably spend way more (proportionally) on ammunition than he will on yacht upkeep.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Ben on May 11, 2021, 12:07:55 PM
Oh, also, that website didn't mention "helo maintenance", which will probably come close to the tender yacht costs.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Fly320s on May 11, 2021, 05:44:20 PM
How much does it cost to crew and maintain it?

I'd guesstimate $10 mil per year.  Just for the main boat.  Another $3 mil for the tender.  Maybe $500k for the helo.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: JTHunter on May 12, 2021, 09:27:51 PM
Wonder if a working submarine with torpedoes can be ordered off Amazon? Asking for a friend.   >:D

Re-watch Bogie in "The African Queen" and see how he "made" torpedoes.  >:D

Of course, if you are a scuba diver, you can make a limpet mine and use either magnets or a special adhesive to attach it to the keel near the underside of the fuel tanks.  >:D :rofl:
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: Bogie on May 12, 2021, 11:13:40 PM
Welcome to capitalism in action. Lots of people are getting paid because of that.
Title: Re: Jeff Bezos' Yacht
Post by: HankB on May 13, 2021, 09:56:03 AM
How much does it cost to crew and maintain it?
Famous quote is apropos - "If you have to ask, you can't afford it." (Attributed to J.P.Morgan)