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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #175 on: April 11, 2016, 09:05:45 PM »
I'm not saying my Amazon password is secure but acording to the https://www.grc.com/haystack.htm How Big Is Your Haystack and how well hidden is YOUR needle? site, my password's results are as follows:
Brute Force Search Space Analysis:
Search Space Depth (Alphabet):
26+26+10+33 = 95
Search Space Length (Characters):
15 characters
Exact Search Space Size (Count): (count of all possible passwords with this alphabet size and up to this password's length)
468,219,860,267,835,848,675,991,626,495
Search Space Size (as a power of 10):
4.68 x 1029
Time Required to Exhaustively Search this Password's Space:
Online Attack Scenario: (Assuming one thousand guesses per second)
1.49 hundred thousand trillion centuries
Offline Fast Attack Scenario: (Assuming one hundred billion guesses per second)
1.49 billion centuries
Massive Cracking Array Scenario: (Assuming one hundred trillion guesses per second)
1.49 million centuries
Funny thing is, if my geek friends saw my password, they would laugh their asses off and have NO problem remembering it!
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #176 on: April 11, 2016, 09:12:31 PM »
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Funny thing is, if my geek friends saw my password, they would laugh their asses off and have NO problem remembering it!
"correct_horse_battery_staple"?
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #177 on: April 11, 2016, 09:39:15 PM »
"correct_horse_battery_staple"?

LOL, no, not even close.
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #178 on: April 11, 2016, 09:59:06 PM »
Is it: mywifesaysimaLousyloverbuthowcanshetellin30seconds?
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #179 on: April 11, 2016, 11:16:21 PM »
It's clearly TheMeaningOfLifeIs42
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #180 on: April 12, 2016, 02:34:09 AM »
Is it: mywifesaysimaLousyloverbuthowcanshetellin30seconds?

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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #181 on: April 12, 2016, 02:35:36 AM »
Not even in the ballpark guys, even if ya were, damned if I'd tell ya!
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #182 on: April 12, 2016, 05:12:20 AM »
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #183 on: April 12, 2016, 08:04:18 AM »
Funny thing is, if my geek friends saw my password, they would laugh their asses off and have NO problem remembering it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #184 on: April 12, 2016, 09:18:12 AM »
So what's the word on the Iphone SE- fbi proof or not? I just ordered one...
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #185 on: April 12, 2016, 09:39:52 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k


Well, see, if I use "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," they'll get it first try.

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" makes them work for it.

So what's the word on the Iphone SE- fbi proof or not? I just ordered one...

That puts you on the "List" right off the bat.   But don't feel bad.  They only put one single part-time agent in a Ford Fiesta on you for that minor a transgression.  Order two and they put four agents on you.  Full-timers, too.  In black SUVs.  And instead of just a manila folder, you get a whole drawer in a file cabinet.

[popcorn]

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« Last Edit: April 12, 2016, 09:58:44 AM by 230RN »
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #186 on: April 12, 2016, 10:02:00 AM »
Well, see, if I use "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," they'll get it first try.

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" makes them work for it.

That puts you on the "List" right off the bat.   But don't feel bad.  They only put one single part-time agent in a Ford Fiesta on you for that minor a transgression.  Order two and they put four agents on you.  Full-timers, too.  In black SUVs.  And instead of just a manila folder, you get a whole drawer in a file cabinet.

[popcorn]

Terry, 230RN





I was hoping for dark green helicoptors
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #187 on: April 12, 2016, 01:45:18 PM »
So what's the word on the Iphone SE- fbi proof or not? I just ordered one...

Last version or two, probably yes.
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #188 on: April 12, 2016, 03:33:05 PM »
Last version or two, probably yes.


Just not $5 wrench proof though...
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #189 on: April 12, 2016, 03:51:36 PM »

Just not $5 wrench proof though...

Buying the proper iPhone case helps:
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #190 on: April 12, 2016, 04:47:34 PM »

Just not $5 wrench proof though...

Correct, you can beat a new iPhone with a $5 wrench and it likely will not survive.

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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #191 on: April 21, 2016, 10:02:46 PM »
FBI suggests that the third party workaround cost in excess of $1 million. I notice they still haven't released a "we found relevant data" statement.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/04/21/james-comey-fbi-spent-over-1-million-to-unlock-san-bernardino-attackers-iphone.html?intcmp=hpbt3
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #192 on: April 22, 2016, 02:00:12 AM »
I notice they still haven't released a "we found relevant data" statement.


Because there wasn't any, otherwise Mr and Mrs Jihad would have destroyed it like they did their personal phones....
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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #193 on: April 22, 2016, 09:11:42 PM »
Because there wasn't any, otherwise Mr and Mrs Jihad would have destroyed it like they did their personal phones....
But but

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Re: So, We're siding with Apple, right?
« Reply #194 on: April 23, 2016, 03:55:41 AM »
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