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wmenorr67

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2010, 02:53:40 PM »
I'm not native to Oklahoma so I guess I don't fit that sterotype.  But right now with all the political BS going on here in Tulsa I wonder sometimes if I shouldn't look for a way out.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2010, 03:00:27 PM »
Head due south....civilization awaits.....just don't go too far south....'cause Austin don't count....  =D
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2010, 03:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Strings on July 10, 2010, 02:01:06 PM
>Hey there is nothing too wrong with Oklahoma<

Other than the Okies, you mean... :P
Depends.

Are they from Muskogee?
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2010, 03:13:30 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on July 10, 2010, 03:00:27 PM
Head due south....civilization awaits.....just don't go too far south....'cause Austin don't count....  =D

Actually after getting back from Afghanistan sometime in 2012 then I might be looking for other pastures.  Going to look for different job then.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2010, 05:42:45 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 10, 2010, 02:53:40 PM
I'm not native to Oklahoma so I guess I don't fit that sterotype.  But right now with all the political BS going on here in Tulsa I wonder sometimes if I shouldn't look for a way out.

Tulsa and OKC are not the entire state. Us rural okies are constantly amused by the political antics in Tulsa. I don't pay as much attention to the goings on in OKC but I've heard they are nearly as clueless as Tulsa.
 
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2010, 07:18:58 PM »
Well right now Tulsa is enough chuckles for the entire state.  OKC has the state government to laugh at more.
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2010, 07:22:18 PM »
Why are we laughing at Tulsa?  I thought we were all still laughing at Illinois.   ???
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2010, 01:02:15 AM »
Laughing at Illinois is the prototypical "low-hanging fruit"...
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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #58 on: July 11, 2010, 01:47:23 AM »
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I suspect he is referring to someone who attended Washington State University.

Mom's weekend in Pullman, also known as the cougs and cougars weekend. If you are so inclined you could possibly stumble into a sportsman's double.  ;)

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Re: Attacked by a Cougar
« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2010, 02:03:36 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on July 10, 2010, 03:02:00 PM
Depends.

Are they from Muskogee?

I stayed in Muskogee the last time I was in OK.
 
Quote from: seeker_two on July 10, 2010, 10:30:17 AM
Do tell....and you should feel blessed that you can't go to Oklahoma, too....  =D

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