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The NSA owns bitcoin
« on: June 24, 2014, 01:12:04 PM »
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2014, 01:41:30 PM »
Nahh, they've already carted him off to Room 101 in one of the FEMA Re-Education camps.

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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2014, 02:37:36 PM »
Dont worry, i have his computers loaded with spyware. I'll drop a copy of the article onto his desktop
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2014, 02:39:50 PM »
Made myself curious, so I checked. Last posted in Feb, but last active a few weeks ago.

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If government is the answer, it must have been a really, really, really stupid question.

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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2014, 02:41:48 PM »
He probably got 'disappeared.'   >:D
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2014, 03:00:19 PM »
Made myself curious, so I checked. Last posted in Feb, but last active a few weeks ago.


AZR dropped out for an extended period before.
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2014, 05:48:45 PM »
Somewhere, AZRedhawk44 weeps bitter tears and rages at the sky.

http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2014/06/the-nsa-now-owns-bitcoin.html?cid=6a00d83451576d69e201a73ddab7dc970d

I don't know why I'm the one who has to step up here, but you guys need to lay off AZR.  It's not funny and definitely not in the spirit of APS.
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2014, 05:56:08 PM »
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If Ghash isn't already an NSA , it most likely will be the NSA. 

And what does this even mean? Nothing in here to indicate the NSA owns bitcoin.
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2014, 06:17:33 PM »
And what does this even mean? Nothing in here to indicate the NSA owns bitcoin.


yep.  the article is pure speculation.
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2014, 06:26:11 PM »
yep.  the article is pure speculation.

Who needs fact when you can have wild speculation!



- Whoever has 51 percent controls bitcoin

- Some entity will have 51 percent

- Therefore, NSA has bitcoin.

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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2014, 07:17:30 PM »
Who needs fact when you can have wild speculation!

...

- Therefore, NSA has bitcoin.

CHECKMATE, CHRISTIANS!

Oh, boy.

I talked to a lady we know quite a few months ago.  Hadn't seen her for a while, but she knew about the situation with our sons.  In conversation I mentioned that Dan had been into bitcoin, and she launched into wild conspiracy talk.  "Maybe they killed him because he knew too much."

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I explained to her that bitcoin by its nature was a poor candidate for the endtime Antichrist one-world currency.
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2014, 07:22:04 PM »
So the NSA are extortionists?

http://woodtv.com/2014/06/24/bitcoin-new-payoff-for-extortionists/

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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2014, 07:28:58 PM »
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2014, 09:02:44 PM »
I don't know why I'm the one who has to step up here, but you guys need to lay off AZR.  It's not funny and definitely not in the spirit of APS.

What in the world are you talking about? He was our bitcoin guy, just like Ned is our poop thread guy, and CSD is our defending the cops guy, and JJ is our air traffic control guy. Hell, there have been times when folks addressed threads at me for something I am apparently known for. I don't understand why that upsets you. ???
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If government is the answer, it must have been a really, really, really stupid question.

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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2014, 09:55:43 PM »
What in the world are you talking about? He was our bitcoin guy, just like Ned is our poop thread guy, and CSD is our defending the cops guy, and JJ is our air traffic control guy. Hell, there have been times when folks addressed threads at me for something I am apparently known for. I don't understand why that upsets you. ???
...And what would those things addressed at you be recently?  :laugh:
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Re: The NSA owns bitcoin
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2014, 09:36:00 AM »
Um. Nope.
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