Setting: Northern Virginia, midnight, a moonless night, outside a home with a wooden fence...
(Cue Mission Impossible music)
"Let me get my ninja boots and gloves on, and I'll be over the fence and on those green beans in a jiffy.
Let's make sure I've got everything... night vision goggles, check, tactical green bean retention system (plastic bag from Food Lion), check, steak for Scruffy, check, Pop Tart for Abby, check, slapjack for Chris, check."
"Ooof, grunt. Whoa, this fence is rickety. Almost to the top... Ugh, oof, now I know why there were never any fat Japanese Ninjas"
(creaking noise, followed by crashing noise as fence goes over)
"OH CRAP!"
"OW! SPLINTERS!"
"Cheap ass bastard! Why didn't you replace your fence? I'm reporting you to your HOA! And I crushed the green beans! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Cue Get Smart exit music)
