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Title: African Dust
Post by: ConstitutionCowboy on June 26, 2020, 11:20:50 AM: We got a lot of that African dust blowing across Oklahoma today. I stepped out to sniff the air this morning and I sneezed so hard that I spotted ...

Woody
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: Fly320s on June 26, 2020, 12:40:41 PM: I've seen it in Florida the last few days. Really cuts down visibility.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: K Frame on June 26, 2020, 01:05:42 PM: Well for God's sake, don't wear a mask! People will think you're bowing to DA MAN! :rofl:
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: lee n. field on June 26, 2020, 02:16:20 PM: Quote from: ConstitutionCowboy on June 26, 2020, 11:20:50 AM
We got a lot of that African dust blowing across Oklahoma today. I stepped out to sniff the air this morning and I sneezed so hard that I spotted ...

Woody

Old Egyptian Pharaoh mummys, crumbled to dust and blowing our way. What could possibly go wrong?

Welcome to July.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: Fly320s on June 26, 2020, 05:15:07 PM: Quote from: lee n. field on June 26, 2020, 02:16:20 PM
Old Egyptian Pharaoh mummys, crumbled to dust and blowing our way.

All they are is dust in the wind.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: MillCreek on June 26, 2020, 05:19:54 PM: Wearing a mask prevents you from re-infecting others with Egyptian Mummy Dust.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: lee n. field on June 26, 2020, 05:28:34 PM: Quote from: Fly320s on June 26, 2020, 05:15:07 PM
All they are is dust in the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1oTW_dzyk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1oTW_dzyk)
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: just Warren on June 26, 2020, 07:55:33 PM: Bottle up a bunch of dust and call it Ancient Mummy Dust and claim it has therapeutic properties and I bet you could sell it to the idiots that think essential oils are curatives.

Or start a band with name...whatevs.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: WLJ on June 26, 2020, 07:59:13 PM: So is inhaling it cultural appropriation?
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 26, 2020, 08:19:43 PM: I am concerned with what will happen if Florida Man is infected by Mummy Sand. [tinfoil]
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: Jim147 on June 26, 2020, 09:38:35 PM: Oh sh!t, we're all going to die. Again. Time eleventy.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: bedlamite on June 28, 2020, 08:45:55 AM: Quote from: BlueStarLizzard on June 26, 2020, 08:19:43 PM
I am concerned with what will happen if Florida Man is infected by Mummy Sand. [tinfoil]

Bring it.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: 230RN on June 28, 2020, 09:13:21 AM: Double post
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: 230RN on June 28, 2020, 09:16:10 AM: Quote from: lee n. field on June 26, 2020, 05:28:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1oTW_dzyk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1oTW_dzyk)

With my usual optimistic outlook, I kept hoping it would get better. Clicked out at 1:30. As I tell telephone solicitors, "Thanks for the opportunity, but no thanks." Click.
Title: Re: African Dust
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 28, 2020, 01:11:33 PM: Quote from: 230RN on June 28, 2020, 09:16:10 AM
With my usual optimistic outlook, I kept hoping it would get better. Clicked out at 1:30. As I tell telephone solicitors, "Thanks for the opportunity, but no thanks." Click.

You lasted that long? You're a stronger man than I am.