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Title: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: tokugawa on October 30, 2013, 11:16:41 PM
After much development, here it is!!!
 
 https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/883749_10200743147762155_1590960991_o.jpg
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 30, 2013, 11:22:13 PM
Aww.... isn't that precious... :lol:
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: French G. on October 31, 2013, 04:54:31 AM
I just want one with the missing cute girl replaced with a customer that actually logged in. You know, like this guy.
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg60%2F1957%2Fffffuuuu.png&hash=242736011e626af5e88333f8a2f26bd15adaa3ae)
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: TechMan on October 31, 2013, 05:52:21 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXm50-lIUAADAVX.jpg)
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 31, 2013, 10:14:24 AM
I just want one with the missing cute girl replaced with a customer that actually logged in. You know, like this guy.


Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset.
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: TechMan on October 31, 2013, 10:32:59 AM
Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset unwashed masses.

FIFY
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: TechMan on October 31, 2013, 11:10:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3rSJmv8Hedo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3rSJmv8Hedo)
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Scout26 on November 01, 2013, 12:35:09 AM
Stockphoto Obamacare girl is no longer on the Obamacare page.  Wonder if she demanded her photo be removed?
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: makattak on November 01, 2013, 11:11:33 AM
Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset.

The term you are looking for is "subject".
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 01, 2013, 04:11:24 PM
http://www.obamacaregov.us/
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on November 01, 2013, 04:24:49 PM
http://www.obamacaregov.us/


THAT is clever. :lol:
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: lee n. field on November 01, 2013, 07:15:13 PM
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           This is a parody site! It is not a real government website, but it has had more views than Healthcare.gov.
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Jamisjockey on November 01, 2013, 07:30:45 PM
Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset.

When you call the irs, you're also referred to as "customer".
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: lupinus on November 01, 2013, 08:01:44 PM
When you call the irs, you're also referred to as "customer".
Well I suppose when you are paying to get it good and hard, you could be considered a customer...
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 02, 2013, 05:09:22 PM
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Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: TechMan on November 03, 2013, 12:07:12 AM
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Saw that... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Sergeant Bob on November 03, 2013, 10:22:56 AM
http://www.obamacaregov.us/


I tried to sign up but...

Quote
Ooops!

We are having technical difficulties. Please stand by. Irreversible error codes: 2008 and 2012.

The good news is that we have already dropped - err, "transitioned you out of" your old health insurance plan! You probably hated that one anyway. Your new plan should be available by November (2018). You are required to have an insurance plan by January 1, 2014, therefore, we need to charge you with a severe penalty for non-compliance.

We also went ahead and registered you as a Democrat for the next election. We're sure that you don't mind us doing that as a courtesy for you and for America. We know what's best for you, and we want to protect you from yourself and others.

Also, we would like to ask you to help President Obama find and eliminate those individuals or groups that are stiffling his progress. Please report any person or group that shows any sign of hatred toward our leader. That includes anyone producing media or publications, speaking ill or hateful words, or someone that you feel is having impure thoughts about Dear Leader. Your help in keeping America's progress on track is important. Please note that we are also watching you, but we know you have the same dream for America that we do, isn't that right?

Welcome government agencies!

The following government agenices have snooped around this site.

u.s. dept. of health and human services - Kathleen Sebelius' office.
internal revenue service - I.R.S. An audit is in my future, yay!
us dept of justice - Eric Holder's office.
department of interior
us department of the treasury
u.s. house of representatives
u.s. government accountability office - I didn't know this one exisited. Government accountabilty? That is an oxymoron if I've ever heard one!
u.s. department of state - Senator Kerry
swedish tax agency - ?????
navy network information center (nnic)
dod network information center - uh oh! Department of Defense.
department of administrative services
department of veterans affairs
arizona state government
u.s. dept. of commerce - noaa - nmfs
u.s. agency for international development
More on the way .....


Do keep clicking "Next" to see where it goes! =D

I'd be  :rofl:  but . it's too close to the truth!  [tinfoil]
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Monkeyleg on November 03, 2013, 10:58:02 AM
The term you are looking for is "subject".

No, I think the correct term is "future freedom fighter".
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: TechMan on November 05, 2013, 08:58:55 AM
Uncle Jay Explains The News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8TwGVw5XQk)
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 07, 2013, 01:24:42 PM

 Obamacare at the CMA awards (http://usconstitutionalfreepress.wordpress.com/2013/11/06/obamacare-by-morning-brad-paisley-and-carrie-underwood-hilariously-mock-healthcare-gov-during-cmas/)
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Sergeant Bob on November 07, 2013, 08:55:04 PM
Obamacare at the CMA awards (http://usconstitutionalfreepress.wordpress.com/2013/11/06/obamacare-by-morning-brad-paisley-and-carrie-underwood-hilariously-mock-healthcare-gov-during-cmas/)

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=41981.msg853291#msg853291

HaHa!! Beat ya! =D
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 07, 2013, 10:04:44 PM
http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=41981.msg853291#msg853291

HaHa!! Beat ya! =D

Hmmm . . . missed that one.

Oh well.  It's worth seeing twice.
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Sergeant Bob on November 09, 2013, 12:13:05 AM
Hmmm . . . missed that one.

Oh well.  It's worth seeing twice.


Most definitely!
Title: Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
Post by: Ben on November 09, 2013, 10:29:49 PM
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