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Title: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: brimic on March 15, 2016, 01:38:11 PM
http://www.jsonline.com/news/education/uw-platteville-cancels-classes-over-unspecified-threat-b99687451z1-372020111.html


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The University of Wisconsin-Platteville canceled classes Monday afternoon after a report of a gun in the building where the chancellor's office is located.

Ullsvik Hall, which also houses a coffee shop, art gallery and other offices, was immediately evacuated, and the campus was shut down within minutes.

Chancellor Dennis Shields said at an afternoon news conference that a student in the first floor of the building reported the incident.

"The witness heard what sounded like the racking of a gun from within one of the stalls in the restroom, observed what appeared to be a gun barrel, and exited the bathroom and pulled the fire alarm," Shields said, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald.


It doesn't even take gun shaped clouds or pop tarts anymore, just sounds.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: charby on March 15, 2016, 02:16:13 PM
Probably someone's cell phone text notification. Or student Doe didn't want to take a test.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: MechAg94 on March 15, 2016, 02:36:47 PM
They probably don't even know what racking a slide sounds like.  All they have ever heard are the fake sounds Hollywood plays over and over.

I am inclined to agree with the "didn't want to take a test" reason. 
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: lee n. field on March 15, 2016, 02:56:31 PM
http://www.jsonline.com/news/education/uw-platteville-cancels-classes-over-unspecified-threat-b99687451z1-372020111.html



It doesn't even take gun shaped clouds or pop tarts anymore, just sounds.   :rofl:
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Why would any of them even know?

(My wife can distinguish gunshots from firecrackers.  And has the police non-emergency number memorized.  Which should tell you something about our neighborhood.)
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 15, 2016, 03:00:13 PM
So someone at a school says they saw a firearm, and heard someone charging the weapon. And they pulled the fire alarm. So the school was evacuated.

And?

I don't get the joke.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: brimic on March 15, 2016, 03:22:21 PM
Probably someone's cell phone text notification. Or student Doe didn't want to take a test.

Winnah!
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: lee n. field on March 15, 2016, 04:00:28 PM
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and exited the bathroom and pulled the fire alarm,"

Ya know -- when I was a kid, pulling the fire alarm for no good reason was something the retarded (special ed) kids did.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: zxcvbob on March 15, 2016, 04:09:45 PM
Ya know -- when I was a kid, pulling the fire alarm for no good reason was something the retarded (special ed) kids did.

But now, everybody is special.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: TommyGunn on March 15, 2016, 05:53:02 PM
Somebody cocked a  Glock?      ??? [popcorn]
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Post by: seeker_two on March 15, 2016, 06:02:24 PM
Everyone at that university is one package of Black Cats away from a semester off......
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: griz on March 15, 2016, 06:14:41 PM
For decades I've heard that the sound of a shotgun being cycled would scare away everybody within ear shot.  Guess it works at even greater distances.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: RocketMan on March 15, 2016, 06:29:56 PM
I find myself less and less surprised by the behavior of idiots students at supposed halls of learning these days.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: MechAg94 on March 15, 2016, 08:51:56 PM
For decades I've heard that the sound of a shotgun being cycled would scare away everybody within ear shot.  Guess it works at even greater distances.
Maybe someone could rig up a little device that doesn't look like a gun, but is spring loaded and can be racked back and forth and sound just like a gun.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 15, 2016, 09:01:41 PM
For decades I've heard that the sound of a shotgun being cycled would scare away everybody within ear shot.  Guess it works at even greater distances.

Only when it has a fire alarm as backup.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: tokugawa on March 15, 2016, 10:24:37 PM
Somebody cocked a  Glock?      ??? [popcorn]

 Don't be silly. They thumbed  the safety off on the glock.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: freakazoid on March 15, 2016, 11:28:38 PM
Maybe someone could rig up a little device that doesn't look like a gun, but is spring loaded and can be racked back and forth and sound just like a gun.

There's an app for that.  >:D
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: T.O.M. on March 16, 2016, 06:55:39 AM
Hold on, let's give the kid some credit.  Wanted a day off, knew if he said "gun", the world would shut down,  and he would have excused absences and no test/quiz.  Resourceful.


 [barf]
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: lee n. field on March 16, 2016, 08:20:54 AM
PUlled the fire alarm when there was no fire.  Does he have to pay for the fire trucks coming?
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 16, 2016, 08:34:47 AM
 
PUlled the fire alarm when there was no fire.  Does he have to pay for the fire trucks coming?

I've heard of pulling a fire alarm as being listed as a proper response to any threat where outside help is required. At least it will get somebodies attention.
However, in this case  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: MechAg94 on March 16, 2016, 09:40:08 AM
There's an app for that.  >:D
You are correct.  I forgot about that. 
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: KD5NRH on March 16, 2016, 09:49:35 AM
Maybe someone could rig up a little device that doesn't look like a gun, but is spring loaded and can be racked back and forth and sound just like a gun.

Done right, loading some staplers can sound just like a locked back slide being released.  My first roommate also scared off a suspected armed robber with a credit card imprinter once.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: HankB on March 16, 2016, 11:42:29 AM
Hmmm . . . small paper bag . . . inflated via breath . . . held shut . . . slapped between hands . . . PANIC ENSUES!!!

Much hilarity . . .

Next up . . . the frightening perils of popping bubble wrap . . .
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: HeroHog on March 16, 2016, 01:31:10 PM
And to think, a "normal" prank when my dad was in the Baptist college here in LA, where his dad, the preacher, was a dean, they set off aerial bomb fireworks in the dorm halls! *BOOM!* doors open, everyone looks out, *BOOM!* the shell goes off at the other end. All hell breaks loose.

I dunno why dad was expelled. 5 times...
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: HeroHog on March 16, 2016, 01:34:11 PM
Hmmm . . . small paper bag . . . inflated via breath . . . held shut . . . slapped between hands . . . PANIC ENSUES!!!

Much hilarity . . .

Next up . . . the frightening perils of popping bubble wrap . . .

I always pop those large air bladders Amazon uses when they pack stuff. A good, quick, one handed squeeze and a satisfying POP! The cat is a little jumpy these days but screw the little hairball.
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 16, 2016, 03:07:52 PM
I guess the thread title has some of you people buffaloed. The story is that the student thought he heard a gun being loaded in a bathroom stall, and then thought he saw the gun. Many of the responses here make as much sense as the guy pulling the fire alarm.

Edit: Make that "less sense."
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: TommyGunn on March 16, 2016, 05:16:26 PM
And to think, a "normal" prank when my dad was in the Baptist college here in LA, where his dad, the preacher, was a dean, they set off aerial bomb fireworks in the dorm halls! *BOOM!* doors open, everyone looks out, *BOOM!* the shell goes off at the other end. All hell breaks loose.

I dunno why dad was expelled. 5 times...
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My first year in college, some whit ignited a maritime distress flare in the dorm.    You have NO IDEA  what a mess those things can      leave behind. >:D
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: HeroHog on March 16, 2016, 06:42:53 PM
I guess the thread title has some of you people buffaloed. The story is that the student thought he heard a gun being loaded in a bathroom stall, and then thought he saw the gun. Many of the responses here make as much sense as the guy pulling the fire alarm.

Edit: Make that "less sense."

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Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: RocketMan on March 16, 2016, 08:49:08 PM
I could see where having a sound effects device that faithfully replicates firearms sounds would be a lot of fun.
Hell, even some mp3 files played from a small, good quality audio source might be enough to get folks bent out of shape.
Hmmm, I'll have to give that some thought.   >:D
Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 16, 2016, 10:10:45 PM
I could see where having a sound effects device that faithfully replicates firearms sounds would be a lot of fun.
Hell, even some mp3 files played from a small, good quality audio source might be enough to get folks bent out of shape.
Hmmm, I'll have to give that some thought.   >:D

For your consideration:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pawelz.apps.shotgun.shot.reload


Title: Re: Campus shut down because of 'gun sound'
Post by: Scout26 on March 16, 2016, 10:37:22 PM
I can't believe it made to page two without someone posting this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcoe3PboY_Y&spfreload=10