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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Brad Johnson on December 09, 2008, 03:50:02 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, the world became a better place for me. I just found out there is...
Spreadable SPAM!!!
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Brad
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So it's like when you step in something from the dog, and you scrape it off your shoe on the sidewalk? :P
;)
The only good suggestion I've heard for how to use spam...is to duct-tape a can of it to a grenade and throw it at the terrorists.
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So now we have potted meat as SPAM.
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I love Armour potted meat. SPAM... never tried in any form....
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I love Armour potted meat.
I saw that at Walmart when I was grabbing some sardines, what does it taste like?
I do like to eat SPAM.
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I love Armour potted meat. SPAM... never tried in any form....
Spam isn't bad.
REALLY high salt content though.
If given the choice, I'd choose it over sardines (UGH) or potted meat (meh) any day.
But if I had to choose canned meat? Give me tuna, thank you.
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I saw that at Walmart when I was grabbing some sardines, what does it taste like?
It's almost, but not entirely, unlike anything else I've ever had. I just crack a can open and scoop it out with a saltine. Gotta use the saltine. Cans are like .75c (or were back at the PX where i used to buy em) so grab a can and try it.
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Oohh...
That's just an affront to God, nature, and man.
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Sardines are not the worst. You really want to offend people with canned fish?
Kippers. Heated.
The smell will never leave. Ever. You'll need to call in an exorcist.
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Hmm... Canned meat? Alright, I'll play: Hormel
dog food corned beef hash. Tasty, but always reminds me of "Bachelor Chow" featured on Futurama.
I actually use canned chicken to make a mean Sloppy Joe sometimes. It's pretty good, and is a little less work than ground beef.
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Sardines are not the worst. You really want to offend people with canned fish?
Kippers. Heated.
The smell will never leave. Ever. You'll need to call in an exorcist.
Kippers rock.. A can of Kippers, some butter crackers and an ice cold beer. Don't get any better than that.
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Kippers rock.. A can of Kippers, some butter crackers and an ice cold beer. Don't get any better than that.
Oh, they're fine if heated outside. It's just if you put them in a microwave that vents into the room, you may as well call hazmat.
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"Hormel dog food corned beef hash."
Mtnbkr's wife makes a kick ass hot chip dip with a can of corned beef hash and a jar of cheese dip.
Mtnbkr and I look like cows milling around a frigging salt lick...
And, canned corned beef hash is truly fantastic stuff.
I like taking a big patty, making an indentation in the center, and putting in a couple of eggs.
Drop a teaspoon of water in the hot pan, slap a lid on it, and let the magic of steam poach your eggs.
Hell.
I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home...
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Oh, they're fine if heated outside. It's just if you put them in a microwave that vents into the room, you may as well call hazmat.
heated? I eat the tasty bastards cold from the tin. Dog licks the tin when I am done. When I used to have a cat, it was his job to clean up the kipper, tuna or sardine tins.
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Mtnbkr's wife makes a kick ass hot chip dip with a can of corned beef hash and a jar of cheese dip.
Mtnbkr and I look like cows milling around a frigging salt lick...
Moooooo. :D
Actually, the dip is a montery jack queso dip.
I like taking a big patty, making an indentation in the center, and putting in a couple of eggs.
Drop a teaspoon of water in the hot pan, slap a lid on it, and let the magic of steam poach your eggs.
Very tasty as well.
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corn beef hash is wondrous stuff.
Pancake, layer of hash, pancake. A breakfast sammich from heaven =D
As for spam, great stuff but I need to be in the mood. The spam lite is actually quite good with (relatively) lower sodium and fat...in other words enough a can here and there wont kill you by 40. Still tastes pretty darn good too.
Sliced spam cooked in the pan with minute rice is actually purdy good.
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I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home...
Yeah, me too, actually. Now I've got a hankering for some corned beef hash. And cheese dip.
Mike and mtnbkr, thanks for the suggestion. I'll look for some kind of Monty Jack dip.
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If anyone comes up with any sort of recipe for a cheese dip made with corned beef hash, please post it here. If you could specify the brand/type of hash and the cheese product, all the better.
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I got spoiled by corned beef hash from a diner. The canned stuff just doesn't do it.
Theirs actually comes out sizzling and fragrant, crisped at the edges and rich in flavor.
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If anyone comes up with any sort of recipe for a cheese dip made with corned beef hash, please post it here. If you could specify the brand/type of hash and the cheese product, all the better.
1 block Velveeta
2 cans Rotel
1 can Southwest Pepper Jack condensed soup
1 can corned beef (I suppose you could use hash, though I've never tried) -Brad)
1 t garlic powder
1 T thyme
Combine in microwave safe bowl. Microwave until melted, stirring occasionally until corned beef is well incorporated. Serve with corn chips.
Brad
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Sardines are not the worst. You really want to offend people with canned fish?
Kippers. Heated.
The smell will never leave. Ever. You'll need to call in an exorcist.
You are Kidding....Right?
Kippers are Great.
Except when you stick a rotten one in someone's engine compartment near the vent intake. =D
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my meat in a can is limited to deviled ham.
with cheese and crackers.
enough said.
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I'm waiting for Aerosol SPAM
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The only canned meat I will eat is chicken. That's it. Spam is nasty. I'm sure the potted meat is just as bad.
On that note, the potted pork in C rats was horrible!
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SPAM is ok for me.
But Turkey SPAM is some of the most delicious quick meal/snacks I've ever had.
I could eat three cans by itself in a row, but it's also amazing with other stuff. Like Macaroni and Cheese.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)
Spam classic.
Anygunanywhere
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"Actually, the dip is a montery jack queso dip."
As I said, cheese dip, you dip. :laugh:
I knew it was a bottle of white gel in a jar, I just couldn't remember what kind of white gel in a jar...
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As to potted meat products, I think Russian soldiers look angry because of what their rations consist of.
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maned,
that stuff looks like puke. i've seen canned dog food that looked tasteier (and probably smells tastier)
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During WW II the United States supplied millions of canned rations to the Soviets for distribution to their troops.
Americans, not fond of US canned rations, were uniformly appalled by what the Soviets ordered.
The Soviets, on the other hand, LOVED the American rations, considering them to be far superior to anything that they were getting from the Rodina.
I guess it's all a matter of perspective.
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During WW II the United States supplied millions of canned rations to the Soviets for distribution to their troops.
Americans, not fond of US canned rations, were uniformly appalled by what the Soviets ordered.
The Soviets, on the other hand, LOVED the American rations, considering them to be far superior to anything that they were getting from the Rodina.
I guess it's all a matter of perspective.
its not a matter of perspective, even i can see that american rations would be better.
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American and Soviet rations were made in the same plants.
It was what the Soviets ordered for their troops, as in providing them with things that they were normally used to eating. That's what grossed the Americans out, the recipes.
But, for Soviets in the field, the American rations were far better quality wise than Soviet rations, even though the recipes were the same.
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Spam is made by Hormel, in a plant where animals go in one end and nothing but product comes out the other end.
Think about it - nothing but product comes out.
:O
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I always thought this was interesting, too. It's from 1944, a directive on how to eat captured Japanese rations once deemed safe...what parts would be familiar to Americans, and what things in them were unusual.
Most of these foods are familiar to Americans. A number of the canned foods, such as crabmeat, tuna and salmon, and the mandarin oranges, formerly were widely stocked by American grocers. The liquid soy-bean sauce is similar to that found in all U.S. Chinese restaurants, although it is saltier and "hotter." The bamboo and bean sprouts also are well known. The dehydrated vegetables can be reconstituted by American procedures, although the soaking time may be different and a certain amount of experimenting may be necessary. Rice, polished (white) or unpolished (brown), may be used in regular U.S. Army recipes. Cooked, this rice may be added to American B-ration meat items. The canned meat, fish, vegetables, and fruits may be used in the customary ways.
http://www.lonesentry.com/articles/japanese-rations/index.html (http://www.lonesentry.com/articles/japanese-rations/index.html)
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my meat in a can is limited to deviled ham.
with cheese and crackers.
enough said.
I haven't had deviled ham since I was a kid..... Ummm, I wonder if I can sneak it past the wife when we go grocery shopping today?
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Come to think of it, there's a good passage in the book "Band of Brothers" about how Easy company was, at one point, being supplied with British rations, which were pretty uniformly found to be foul, mainly because of the recipes.
Easy also didn't like the fact that by drawing British rations, their coffee had been replaced with tea.
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I had sardines and butter crackers last night. Wife even tried some with a lot of prodding, she didn't care for it because it was too salty, but she said it tasted a lot better than she thought it would. I always tell her, you should at least try it before you make an opinion.
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Spam is made by Hormel, in a plant where animals go in one end and nothing but product comes out the other end.
Think about it - nothing but product comes out.
:O
Oh man, this had me on the ground. Thank you, I needed that.
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Hormel ain't the only one.
There's an Oscar Mayer plant near where I work.
100% whole beef hot dogs are just that. =D
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Everything but the moo/oink/cluck
Chris
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Hormel ain't the only one.
There's an Oscar Mayer plant near where I work.
100% whole beef hot dogs are just that. =D
Thanks, G98. Thanks. For reminding me of that and curing my desire for a hotdog...
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Spam is made by Hormel, in a plant where animals go in one end and nothing but product comes out the other end.
Think about it - nothing but product comes out.
:O
If that's a problem for you, then I won't mention there is acceptable level of rodent hairs and insect parts in peanut butter.
=D
Brad
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Hormel ain't the only one.
There's an Oscar Mayer plant near where I work.
100% whole beef hot dogs are just that. =D
WE NEED MORE ANUSES AND SNOUTS ON THE 100% ALL BEEF HOT DOG LINE!
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WE NEED MORE ANUSES AND SNOUTS ON THE 100% ALL BEEF HOT DOG LINE!
Congressional inspection?
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maned,
that stuff looks like puke. i've seen canned dog food that looked tasteier (and probably smells tastier)
The one in back STRONGLY resembles canned cat food...
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Hormel ain't the only one.
There's an Oscar Mayer plant near where I work.
100% whole beef hot dogs are just that. =D
Mmmm.... I'm gonna have to have a hot dog tonight.
Dang it, I'm hungry now and just at 2 hours ago!!
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The one in back STRONGLY resembles canned cat food...
iams canned cat food.
i'll stick with the friskys
(where is the barfing smilie when you need it)
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So what, is spreadable Spam just the jelly? Ewwww.... I always loved Spam as a kid, but the jelly was always a little bit much.
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Kippers rock.. A can of Kippers, some butter crackers and an ice cold beer. Don't get any better than that.
Beat me to it...
You're a man of good taste.
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The only canned meat I will eat is chicken. That's it. Spam is nasty. I'm sure the potted meat is just as bad.
On that note, the potted pork in C rats was horrible!
Oh GOD! NO!
That was the only stuff we couldn't trade - to anyone. Once saw a dog turn his nose up at the stuff. :O
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Beat me to it...
You're a man of good taste.
You'll have to tell us what he tastes like...
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You'll have to tell us what he tastes like...
Just. So. Wrong.
Brad
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You'll have to tell us what he tastes like...
Um no. Unless you are female, 6' tall, DD, redheaded and under 170#, oh yea, smoking hot, then feel free to taste away.
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One of the best ways to eat Spam is to let it warm up on your engine block on a cold day, then slice and eat with sharp Cheddar cheese and saltines....great hunting/ranching food....
...word of warning....you really need to punch a few holes in the top of the can when you do this...don't ask me how I know.... ;)
You'll have to tell us what he tastes like...
Are you looking for a "quick snack" there, Mike?.... :lol:
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"Are you looking for a "quick snack" there, Mike?.... "
No, I'll leave that particular "bone in meat" to the younger crowd...
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Careful, Gewehr98 will lock you down. :police:
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I might.
I might not.
=D
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"Are you looking for a "quick snack" there, Mike?.... "
No, I'll leave that particular "bone in meat" to the younger crowd...
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
bring it bitches...
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Mod fight!!
=D
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bring it bitches...
OOOOOOoohhhhhhhhh!
A THIRTY-TWO!
Hold me, Gew! I'm a skeered!
The bad man has a big, bad, powerful manly gun!
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OOOOOOoohhhhhhhhh!
A THIRTY-TWO!
Hold me, Gew! I'm a skeered!
The bad man has a big, bad, powerful manly gun!
Just call me Leroy.
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Just call me Leroy.
Nah, I'll just laugh at you derisively and point.
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Nah, I'll just laugh at you derisively and point.
I want to hear you laugh with my foot up your ass. I think I'll call you Sally then.
Man, did this thread drift or what?
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BBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ah, look at the cute widdle Iowan wid his cute widdle toysie gun...
That's it, point! Point! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Izzint he the mostest cutziest thin you ever seed?
We need a picture of him for I can haz a cheesburger...
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BBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ah, look at the cute widdle Iowan wid his cute widdle toysie gun...
That's it, point! Point! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Izzint he the mostest cutziest thin you ever seed?
We need a picture of him for I can haz a cheesburger...
Oh yeah Mike? This is for you! (http://www.tombell.net/sammy.png)
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Wow, that was a monumental FAIL on your part!
Actually, I can't see either the picture or get to the link you posted. Company firewalls.
I'm sure, though, that neither does anything to enhance your credibility... :laugh:
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Wow, that was a monumental FAIL on your part!
Actually, I can't see either the picture or get to the link you posted. Company firewalls.
I'm sure, though, that neither does anything to enhance your credibility... :laugh:
whatever Sally
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Awwwww.... look at that. He can't even tell the boys from the girls...
Isn't that extra special cute?
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Knock it off or I'll be forced to annoy both of you in hopes of creating a distraction just short of getting my own butt banned! :lol:
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Awwwww.... look at that. He can't even tell the boys from the girls...
Isn't that extra special cute?
You eat boogers!
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"You eat boogers!"
Well, at least that's sort of... maybe... possibly... moving back towards the thread's topic...
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Man, did this thread drift or what?
Yeah, into AWESOMENESS. =D
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"You eat boogers!"
Well, at least that's sort of... maybe... possibly... moving back towards the thread's topic...
although not a real improvement on the grossness of the original topic.
now, now boys. if this continues i'm gonna have to call the school conseler. and she might have to call your mommies.
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As long as they don't say we're compensating for something, it's all good.
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"You eat boogers!"
Well, at least that's sort of... maybe... possibly... moving back towards the thread's topic...
Hey, we are talking about SPAM. What do you think all that gummy stuff in the can really is? :laugh:
Brad
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As long as they don't say we're compensating for something, it's all good.
i will mantain that comments on this thread were much worse then that. and gangstas running around flashing their deagles around are compensating for something. their compensating for lack of a brain.
and for the record i don't have issues with deagles if they have been/are being used to shoot game.
but i will will apolgies for that. sometimes its hard to know what gets locked and what doesn't around here.
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BlueStarLizzard (notice the caps?)
In a little place called ArmedPoliteSociety, one must consider their audience, to be frank.
There are Desert Eagle owners amongst us - trust me on that one.
I've used mine for competition, wild pigs, whitetail deer, steel swingers, and it was even a defensive pistol on one road trip.
I bristled at that comment for what I considered a very good reason, but it's really not just a Desert Eagle thing.
People from all walks of life visit here, and unless they exhibit a grossly developed 'tard factor, they're given a fair shake.
That "fair shake" also means with respect to religion, politics, sex, age, nationality, etc.
Was the thread going downhill prior to my locking it?
Probably.
Do the staff here have real lives and miss threads going awry?
You damn betcha.
We will strive to do better. In the meantime, perhaps forum members can try not to increase our workload, either. ;)
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In the meantime, perhaps forum members can try not to increase our workload, either. ;)
You wish! :laugh:
Brad
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You wish! :laugh:
Brad
Don't tempt us with ban bats for Christmas.
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Hey, we are talking about SPAM. What do you think all that gummy stuff in the can really is? :laugh:
Brad
Eh, love fluids from male pigs? =D
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SPAM - ehh, I can take it or leave it. Not bad sliced and fried as a sandwich with sharp cheddar and brown mustard though.
Kippers - Don't think I have had them as such, but the little canned herring steaks with slices of red onion, mustard, and hot sauce on dark bread makes a damned good sandwich.
Potted Meat - no, thank you. I just do not like it, nor the abomination known as "Vienna Sausages". Canned, cheap hot dogs. yum. :laugh:
Deviled Ham - pretty good
Corned or Roast beef hash - Good. Fry a couple of eggs and throw them on a tortilla with hash and green chile, fold tortilla in half and pan fry the resulting "taco" in a little oil. GOOOOOOOOOD! The tortilla will get crisp AND chewy, and flake a bit just like good pastry.
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Wow! A guy gets sick and misses a few days of APS and all heck breaks loose...maybe if we all ate more SPAM, we'd be a more mellow crowd.... :angel:
BTW, what caliber Desert Eagle is best for opening SPAM cans?.... :cool: