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Main Forums => Politics => Topic started by: TechMan on January 27, 2014, 11:38:21 AM

Title: You to could work for the NSA
Post by: TechMan on January 27, 2014, 11:38:21 AM
http://www.nsa.gov/kids/ (http://www.nsa.gov/kids/)

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/25/us/on-childrens-website-nsa-puts-a-furry-smiley-face-on-its-mission.html?_r=1 (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/25/us/on-childrens-website-nsa-puts-a-furry-smiley-face-on-its-mission.html?_r=1)

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WASHINGTON — The turtle wearing a hat backward, baggy jeans and purple sunglasses looks just like other cartoon characters that marketers use to make products like cereal and toys appealing to children.

But the reptile, known as T. Top, who says creating and breaking codes is really “kewl,” is pushing something far weightier: the benefits of the National Security Agency.

“In the world of diplomacy, knowing what your enemy is planning helps you to prepare,” the turtle says. “But it is also important that your enemies do not know what you have planned. It is the mission of the National Security Agency and the Central Security Service to learn what it can about its potential enemies to protect America’s government communications.”
Title: Re: You to could work for the NSA
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on January 27, 2014, 12:33:05 PM
They've alienated about 10 years worth of potential hiring pool, so they need to brainwash a new generation. :rofl:
Title: Re: You to could work for the NSA
Post by: Scout26 on January 27, 2014, 12:40:42 PM
Ummm... Central Security Service ?!?!?!?

I bet they're the ones that run room 101.




If that isn't an Orwellian sounding name, I'll eat a pair of Monkeyleg's gourmet moccasins.
Title: Re: You to could work for the NSA
Post by: lee n. field on January 27, 2014, 01:02:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTbpyd_8mSM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTbpyd_8mSM)

<blink>Trust the Corp</blink>
Title: Re: You to could work for the NSA
Post by: Boomhauer on January 27, 2014, 01:07:37 PM
And all the kids are going "Lllllaaaammmmeeeee"