Hear me out-
I have a thought&.ALL MEN NEED TO CUT YOUR PENISES OFF&.this makes perfect sense if you think about it...
1. Its for the children. If men didnt have a penis, the small percentage children being raped and molested would go to zilch. Disregard the other ways of forcibly violating someone, its not prudent to this conversation.
2. It would cut down on global warming. Since we couldnt reproduce naturally, there would be less children. Less children = less people. Less people = less global climate change.
3. Only the high class and wealthy would be able to afford to have their wives artificially inseminated. Therefore, the common person couldnt afford it. This would stop the average person from reproducing. We would have a much better caliber (like the pun?) of people. You know, the wealthy, the ones that could afford to have children, the average could not. Wait a minute- youd need a special license to have children. Yeah, then the Government could regulate it for us. You could charge a fee for this right/ license to generate revenue. That way the common person couldnt afford it. We don't need the average citizen having children.
4. Since only a few select people would have children, they would lock in the future for the world. They would (obviously) control the world in short time, since they were to only ones that would be around.
5. Rape and sexual assaults would decline across the board&No one would have a penis, so no one would be raped. Again, disregard dildos, broom sticks, hamsters, fists, etc. We all know that there are no dildos in the world, so that would cease to be a problem.
6. The pornography industry would come to a grinding halt. No penis, no sex. After all, since the religious groups all (just go with this for the sake of my theory) dictate that sex is for procreation only, sex is only had via missionary position. Everyone knows that the penis is the cause of love. Love = sex, since people only have it with their significant others.
7. It would be easy to accomplish this. You simply make it a law, and men worldwide would just voluntarily, without any fight, cut their penises off. After all, if it is a law, everyone would be on board. Then you can send special teams door to door to hold an inspection to make sure that all penises are gone.
What say you, the fine members of APS?