Actually, I want a Cincinnatus....
We have one over here at the moment, though I am not sure how much you would like him.
I mean of course the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn who, at the height of the last attempted coup, with almost his entire Shadow Cabinet (all progressive types of the kind you will be familiar with) resigning in an attempt to get him to quit, his Parliamentary party in open revolt and the media in uproar, went to his Allotment Association's AGM instead. He won the subsequent leadership election, by a bigger majority than previously, and that was despite the progressives taking the vote off 100,000 party members.