Well, this was pretty brazen. A woman returned a Christmas tree to Costco for a refund because it died... 10 days after Christmas. Costco refunded her money.
I think maybe I should start pooping in a bag so I can return my groceries for a refund.
"Your store sold this as quality beef, eggs, broccoli and asparagus less than a week ago. Does that look like good food to you?"