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What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« on: December 31, 2020, 01:58:02 PM »
Now squirrels have gone 2020

Aggressive squirrel attacks reported in NYC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRbpbEc9f7w

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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2020, 02:04:28 PM »
Antifa and slm (squirrel lives matter). Check you human privilege.
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2021, 12:14:25 PM »
                 31 gr #12 shot
         Psychotic squirrel medicine.



 Oh, wait. That's New York.  Never mind.

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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2021, 04:07:35 PM »
.22 Eargesplitten Loudenboom. It's the only way to be sure.
Sometimes we carry more weight then we owe.
And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2021, 04:25:26 PM »
What no nuke it from obit? It's NYC!
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2021, 04:59:10 PM »
What no nuke it from obit? It's NYC!

It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2021, 08:08:52 PM »
No matter the caliber just be sure to establish a firm firing grip with both hands. Cuts down on pink stuff in front of the muzzle.
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2021, 08:50:49 PM »
14.9 SOP  :P

I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2021, 11:10:20 PM »
14.9 SOP  :P




*Gulp!!*  I wonder what the ballistic coefficient is   .....  :O    >:D
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2021, 08:52:43 AM »
Peanut butter.

Smeared on the end of a 100ft length of... guess what?

DETCORD !

That orta do 'er.

And no disposal problems.



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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2021, 10:12:12 AM »

*Gulp!!*  I wonder what the ballistic coefficient is   .....  :O    >:D

I wonder how long the barrel will last.  100 rounds?

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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2021, 12:05:44 PM »
Given the issue, this might be the more effective.  Doesn't solve the problem.  Just puts it off little while.
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2021, 12:16:52 PM »
Given the issue, this might be the more effective.  Doesn't solve the problem.  Just puts it off little while.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1107650/images/o-MONKEY-NUTS-facebook.jpg

AKA "stimulus"

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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2021, 06:14:19 PM »
AKA "stimulus"


Exactly.  Take nuts away from squirrels out in the country and give them to the city squirrels. 
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Re: What caliber for 2020 squirrel?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2021, 07:41:19 AM »
^
:rofl:

Peanut redistribution.

Apt.  Wholly apt.
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