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AZRedhawk44

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I feel so nekkid!
« on: March 17, 2009, 01:08:39 AM »
Traveling.

In tallahassee, right now.

No gun.  All I brought was a carry-on since I had a layover and fear airline baggage crews.  It's odd being gun-less.  I'd go without on dates with new girls, or nights out for drinks, or similar events from time to time, but not 4-5 days straight.

How do I quell the twitches?  Maybe I could snort a line of 4895... :O
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 01:29:20 AM »
WW231 goes up a lot smoother...
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 01:51:34 AM »
Dab a little Hoppes #9 behind each ear and the scent will calm you.
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 02:40:26 AM »
Wow, can't imagine. I've never been without a gun since Feb of 05, except for one accidental trip to the store without. I'd be lost, and lopsided.
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 08:00:08 AM »
Umm, by going back in time and getting your Floriduh carry license that way you won't be unarmed?
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 11:24:16 AM »
Quote from: El Tejon on March 17, 2009, 08:00:08 AM
Umm, by going back in time and getting your Floriduh carry license that way you won't be unarmed?

dude, he's in an airport. he'd still be nekkid. poor guy.
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2009, 12:40:48 PM »
Quote from: carebear on March 17, 2009, 01:51:34 AM
Dab a little Hoppes #9 behind each ear and the scent will calm you.

No, no, no... I do that at the range to attract all the gun hunnies.

(Oh gun-hunnies, where are you?  It doesn't seem to be working...???)

Day 2 of my enforced disarmament.  The pillow was damp with tears when I awoke.  Separation anxiety is eating away at my sharply honed senses, and I am finding it difficult to maintain my "code orange" state of alertness.  What is the old marine maxim?  Be courteous, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet?  Something like that.  Lacking my firearm I find myself examining the utility of sporks and fire extinguishers for defense, and cat-5 cabling for ninjastealth raids on evildoers.  It is all that keeps the convulsions at bay, though a stray eyebrow twitch every few moments belies my calm demeanor.
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 12:46:28 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on March 17, 2009, 12:40:48 PM
No, no, no... I do that at the range to attract all the gun hunnies.

(Oh gun-hunnies, where are you?  It doesn't seem to be working...???)


Just be patient you'll find one.

My wife absolutely LOVES how I smell after cleaning my guns.  =D
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Re: I feel so nekkid!
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 06:38:32 PM »
Me too!
hey, where did my pants go?
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