Author Topic: Guns America opens the derp floodgates  (Read 1510 times)

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Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« on: June 05, 2015, 11:55:31 AM »
http://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/jade-helm-geoengineering-extinction-event-2015/

I was really hoping it was just brilliant satire at first, but this level and intensity of crazy makes me think it's for real.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2015, 11:58:58 AM »
HAARP.  DERP.  Whatever.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2015, 01:10:34 PM »
Its like the Unifying Theory of all conspiracies!
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2015, 02:22:57 PM »
Did he really just claim Chem trails are real and quote a teenage celebrity who is part of the Kardashian/Jenner lunacy? Cause I was lost before I even got to that part, but I couldn't even continue from there even for potential entertainment value ...

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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2015, 03:02:40 PM »
 It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2015, 03:04:43 PM »
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2015, 03:20:01 PM »
It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.

Serenity showed corpses at their desks at work. Why did they go to work? If the effects were gradual, wouldn't they have just stayed home? On a long list of things I ought to care about, work is pretty far up the list. These and many other discrepancies will be addressed when I can get Joss Whedon alone in an elevator.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2015, 03:23:59 PM »
Where's the URL link?  Where's the link I can click to get his special report for the low introductory cost for only the first 500 who purchase it?

I could not wade through all of it, so ended up skimming a lot.  But from doing that it seems to be aggregating every quack/progressive science for the last 500 years.

Balog is right - without an outright statement that it is satire the odds are just too high that someone is as serious as the proverbial heart attack.

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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2015, 03:26:27 PM »
Serenity showed corpses at their desks at work. Why did they go to work? If the effects were gradual, wouldn't they have just stayed home? On a long list of things I ought to care about, work is pretty far up the list. These and many other discrepancies will be addressed when I can get Joss Whedon alone in an elevator.

If it works gradually, there would be some people who had marginally enough will to get to work, but during the day lost that marginality to leave work. That part, at least, can make sense.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2015, 03:28:07 PM »
Serenity showed corpses at their desks at work. Why did they go to work? If the effects were gradual, wouldn't they have just stayed home? On a long list of things I ought to care about, work is pretty far up the list. These and many other discrepancies will be addressed when I can get Joss Whedon alone in an elevator.

When the doses hit critical mass, some of the people were too lazy to go home..  =D

I mean hell... I've been there. And no G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate required.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2015, 03:31:37 PM »
Ok, I can buy that explanation. I guess I'll have to stick to his favorite color and why he hates us oh so very much.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2015, 04:13:22 PM »
Sweet baby Jesus, do not click that link and fall down that rabbit hole. Not enough tinfoil has ever been made to cover this
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2015, 12:59:14 PM »
Do people like this lack focus? 

I guess I am also supposed to assume his links are correct.  I don't really want to click on them.
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Re: Guns America opens the derp floodgates
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2015, 02:44:57 PM »
Lotta upstart folks copying the goa business model. I have been blocking them from my email


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