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The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« on: May 28, 2008, 06:17:35 AM »
I assume they're searching for a fix, but so far they have nothing to go on. smiley

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WASHINGTON (AP) -- The international space station's lone toilet is broken, leaving the crew with almost nowhere to go. So NASA may order an in-orbit plumbing service call when space shuttle Discovery visits next week.

Until then, the three-man crew will have to make do with a jury-rigged system when they need to urinate.

While one of the crew was using the Russian-made toilet last week, the toilet motor fan stopped working, according to NASA. Since then, the liquid waste gathering part of the toilet has been working on-and-off.

Fortunately, the solid waste collecting part is functioning normally.

Russian officials don't know the cause of the problem, and the crew has been unable to fix it.

The crew has used the toilet on the Soyuz return capsule, but it has a limited capacity. They now are using a backup bag-like collection system that can be connected to the broken toilet, according to NASA public affairs officials.

"Like any home anywhere, the importance of having a working bathroom is obvious," NASA spokesman Allard Beutel said.

The 7-year-old toilet has broken once before but not for as long a time, said Johnson Space Center spokeswoman Nicole Cloutier in Houston.

Discovery is already set for launch Saturday, with a planned docking with the space station Monday.

Cloutier said NASA officials are considering having some parts flown to Cape Canaveral, Florida, and placed in the shuttle during its countdown, an unusual and delicate situation. Because the shuttle's payload weight is limited and balance carefully calculated, it will be tricky to try to figure out where the parts can go, said Kennedy Space Center spokesman Bill Johnson

Discovery's main payload, a 32,000-pound Japanese laboratory addition, is so big that the shuttle's boom sensor system had to be removed to make room for the lab.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/05/27/space.toilet.ap/


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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 06:18:37 AM »
I guess they don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 06:22:45 AM »
methinks NASA should invest in a second toilet.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 06:28:25 AM »
It is the International Space Station.

Some other nations need to pony up and help.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 06:34:31 AM »
methinks NASA should invest in a second toilet.

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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 06:35:44 AM »
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 06:55:01 AM »
I think they out to fix & keep the toilet and toss the ISS out.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 07:11:43 AM »
This is serious.....it's not like they can step outside and use a bush....
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 07:13:40 AM »
I'm just somehow not surprised that NASA didn't have the forethought to stow a week's worth of piddle packs.

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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2008, 07:15:28 AM »
Hope Lisa Nowak didn't swipe all the diapers. laugh
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2008, 07:23:28 AM »
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While one of the crew was using the Russian-made toilet last week, the toilet motor fan stopped working, according to NASA. Since then, the liquid waste gathering part of the toilet has been working on-and-off.

Well, we know now that russian crappers are not as reliable as AKs.

 

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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 07:25:32 AM »
And it was a fan that quit working.  That is just almost too easy to pick on.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 07:32:40 AM »
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While one of the crew was using the Russian-made toilet last week, the toilet motor fan stopped working, according to NASA. Since then, the liquid waste gathering part of the toilet has been working on-and-off.

Well, we know now that russian crappers are not as reliable as AKs.

 

You can put more crap in an AK and expect it to work better than most toilets....
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2008, 08:55:25 AM »
This is serious.....it's not like they can step outside and use a bush....

Seriously! No bushes! grin
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2008, 08:57:06 AM »
How did I know this was going to turn into a Bush bashing episode.  angry Cheesy

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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2008, 09:16:20 AM »
And it was a fan that quit working.  That is just almost too easy to pick on.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2008, 11:21:42 AM »
From the first post I knew this thread was going end up in the toilet.

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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2008, 12:20:13 PM »
Upon hearing that Earth-side engineers were working a fix, the astronauts in residence at the ISS were flushed with excitement.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2008, 12:55:23 PM »
I wonder how much that toilet costs?

My guess is way over a million.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2008, 01:32:15 PM »
Usually a guy can just, you know, go outside.
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Re: The toilet on the ISS is broken.
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2008, 02:36:23 PM »
Usually a guy can just, you know, go outside.

Well, you can technically go outside, you just need to put on a suit and use the waste collection system, and then deal with that.