Gee Rev... tell us how you REALLY feel! Holding back like that... ain't healthy, bro! 
On a bet, I quit smoking for a week. They doubled the bet to apply to caffiene. On the second day, around lunch, one of my less intelligent buddies was waving an ice cold Mtn Dew (1 liter, my favorite, just a HAIR above freezing) in front of my face. Folks did warn him in advance that it was A Bad Idea (tm). Somehow according to witnesses, I levitated up and over a table from the sitting position in a rapid manner, landed with both feet on his chest. I have no memory of this.
Amen, brother Revdisk!
Blessings of the sacred green liquid upon you too, brother Avenger.
Your antiquated "soda" of past decades has been surpassed both in shocking colors and amount of stimulants.
And then there is "Redline" energy drink, which will mess you up. YES THE WARNING IS JUSTIFIED!!!
It's been described, by actual recovered addicts, as very similar to the effects of cocaine. Do not drink it with alcohol, you will die. Drinking it by itself, it'll just kick you in the ass and make you want to climb walls for hours. Some people have had hallucinations, even. I'm not quite sure how they sell it, really...
Your heretical "antiquation" charges will be remembered and recorded! Heresy, I say, heresy!
The Boston Tea Party was neither lawful, nor entirely peaceful.
Quite. Do you want us to return to this kind of behavior? Thought so.
The lawless ruffins known as the Sons of Liberty eventually became the parts of the Committees of Safety. Many of their leaders were those whom signed the Constitution.
