Who's the Daddy of Anna Nicole's Kid?

[crt360]

I'm firmly convinced that the father is her son. 

Call me twisted if you like; my SO did when I proposed this theory. I'm still of the opinion that it's the most satisfyingly repugnant resolution.

Now that would be something.  It would explain why the son OD'd when the kid was born and why they never show any pictures of it.  Maybe the baby has twelve fingers or two heads.

[Antibubba]

Actually, it would explain a lot of things.  It would help explain the number of "paternal" candidates, by covering the tracks, so to speak.  It would make the girl's name, Dannielynn, have her father's name.  Knowing you'd knocked up your Mom might very well cause you to OD.

It isn't just satisfyingly repugnant, it's also possible.

[Perd Hapley]

All incest aside, just knowing that your mother is Anna Nicole Smith would cause a man to OD.  But anyway, if you're sleeping with your mom, you're supposed to off your dad, not yourself. 

[m1911owner]

There's another official candidate: Alexander Denk, her bodyguard.

This thread started off as funny.  It's starting to get rather sad. 

[Perd Hapley]

There's been a change in the investigation.  Officials are now asking any man who HASN'T slept with Anna Nicole Smith to contact them and remove themselves from consideration.