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Brad Johnson

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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2007, 09:44:11 AM »

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Where's Schrödinger's cat when you need it...

It died.  Or did it?

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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2007, 11:16:12 AM »
Takes after daddy, eh?  cheesy
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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2007, 01:54:01 PM »
>He's a cranky sod.<

I would be too, if forced to live with you! :neener:
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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2007, 01:57:10 PM »
I hope they make another comedy movie about her like they did Timothy Treadwell.
I'd pay to see that.
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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2007, 02:19:00 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on February 13, 2007, 08:44:11 AM

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Where's Schrödinger's cat when you need it...

It died.  Or did it?

Brad

It did both.  It is both alive, and dead.  Until something resolves the probability wave.


If quantum mechanics makes sense to you, you have not understood it.
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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2007, 09:09:54 PM »
I guess this refutes the old saying, that cheetahs never win... grin

It's never a good idea to slip into a big cat's enclosure, but think about it: The article said she was "an animal lover", really involved with the zoo.  I'd bet she was a vegetarian too.  That cat probably sniffed the air and thought PREY.  Smells like a herbivore, tastes like a herbivore?

I just hope the patchouli oil didn't sicken it.
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Re: Darwin award candidate
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2007, 09:33:15 AM »

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It did both.  It is both alive, and dead.

Aaaaah, crap.  Another zombie thread!?
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