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Title: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: Ben on January 02, 2019, 09:51:58 AM

Bernie Sanders wants us to engage in "military action" against climate change. Should we attack the Sun? China? India? Come on man, I wanna nuke somebody and save the Earth!

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/01/02/nuke-the-sun-bernie-sanders-says-nation-needs-to-pretend-climate-change-is-a-military-attack-against-the-planet-and-people-have-thoughts/

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: Hawkmoon on January 02, 2019, 10:56:55 AM

I thought we weren't the planet's police force any more.

 ???   ???   ???

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: TommyGunn on January 02, 2019, 11:00:42 AM

Quote from: Hawkmoon on January 02, 2019, 10:56:55 AM

I thought we weren't the planet's solar system's [barf] police force any more.

 ???   ???   ???

Fixed it.   

Does Bernie know if every nuke on earth was shot into the sun,  it would be like shooting a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a spitball?

Plus, the sun would enjoy it?  >:D [tinfoil]

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: Ron on January 02, 2019, 11:13:21 AM

I’m looking to move further south in anticipation of the coming new ice-age  [tinfoil]

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: Scout26 on January 02, 2019, 11:55:09 AM

I vote we nuke Vermont and the coasts since they are going underwater anyway...

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: 230RN on January 02, 2019, 01:44:49 PM

Ahhh, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie...

I'll never get tired of pointing out that hearing Bizarre Bernie is like listening to Ella Fitzgerald scat-singing "Blue Skies."

https://youtu.be/epRXoS_P0lk?t=63
(Skip ad, if any.)

"Rooby doobie, dara dola ding, yeeba doobie diddle dee ding."

Come to think of it, most Leftists make as much sense.

Terry, 230RN

REF:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing

Quote

In vocal jazz, scat singing is vocal improvisation with wordless vocables, nonsense syllables or without words at all.

(Nickname violation, I know.  So sue me.  =D )

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 02, 2019, 02:51:40 PM

Perhaps he was inspired by this:

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

Title: Re: Should We Nuke the Sun, or Nuke China?
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on January 02, 2019, 04:24:55 PM

Military action against climate change sounds like fascist authoritarianism, to me.  That's about the only way the military could affect any change on the climate:  enforcement of unilateral doctrine on those unwilling to embrace that doctrine.

I'm so eagerly awaiting the manned missions to Mars and other bodies in the solar system.  Especially once core samples and other climatology studies are performed to determine if the entire inner solar system shares warming and cooling periods.