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« on: April 25, 2006, 05:33:19 AM »
In an effort to create a quieter army:


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http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-04/24/content_575223.htm

Army bans snorers, tattoo-wearers
(Reuters)
Updated: 2006-04-24 13:41

China's army recruits can look forward to a better night's sleep thanks to a new regulation banning chronic snorers from joining up.

One of a raft of physical and mental traits banned from the army, the new standards governing recruitment into China's military schools also blacklist drug-takers, tattoo-wearers and overweight applicants, Chinese newspapers reported on Monday.

"Given that chronic snorers' sounds disturb the life of others, a new regulation ... has been added," the Beijing Times newspaper quoted army official Li Chunming as saying.

Prominent tattoos are also banned in the 2.3-million-strong People's Liberation Army.

"Recruits with any marks, words or designs exceeding two centimetres in diameter on exposed parts of the body when wearing short sleeves -- and harm the army's image -- do not qualify," said the Beijing Times. "Tattoos on other parts of the body are limited to three centimetres."

Also on the hit-list are the short, the skinny and the fat. And applicants will sit written psychological tests and have their urine tested for evidence of drug-taking.

The purpose of the new regulations is to bring modern recruitment procedures tailored to the new youth of today's society, the Beijing Times said.

"Along with social and economic development and improvements in people's living standards, young people's physical and mental growth has experienced vast changes," the paper said.
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2006, 06:33:15 AM »
Do you think that in the PRC cattle brands in English are popular, and that they are incorrectly spelled or not what the brandees think they are?Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2006, 08:22:47 AM »
Well, according to my wife, that would keep me out.

Is that something you could fake when draft time came?
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2006, 08:01:18 PM »
Fake?  Why would anyone want to avoid service in The People's Army?
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2006, 08:09:08 PM »
I would have to thay I would fake a lot to get out of compulthory military thervithe...




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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2006, 06:15:36 AM »
I feel a little Country Joe coming on...
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I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red
But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:

Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
O think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a goin' to school, and I'm working in a defense plant

I've got a dislocated disc and a racked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, and I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze

(chorus)

I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies, but one thing you gotta see
That someone's gotta go over there and that someone isn't me
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell
Yeah, Kill me a thousand or so
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
Well I'll be the first to go
Nope, nothin' about snorin'...

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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2006, 09:49:46 AM »
Interesting that the Chinese Army has a stricter policy on tattoos than the U.S. Army.

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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2006, 07:15:16 PM »
Well, they have a much larger pool of applicants to choose from.
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2006, 07:26:33 PM »
haha "applicant"
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 02:13:29 PM »
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Well, they have a much larger pool of applicants to choose from.
+2.1 billion, Anti-B  Cheesy
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