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Bogie

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Performance Art
« on: July 29, 2022, 09:41:57 PM »
I've been musing on a couple of Events lately...
 
1) Go to a Walmart dressed completely as a toilet paper mummy, except for the headgear (and I'd wear a black see-through hood underneath) being a cut-out 5-gallon water cooler bottle with various Covid Filter Hoses (and maybe some vapey spouters...).
 
2) Go to a mall with a few friends wearing saggy jeans, and tighty whities with skidmarks (real or spray paint? your guess...), wife beater t-shirts, etc., and do a circuit...
 
I'm supposed to do Halloween as Captain Spaulding from House of 10,000 Corpses, but with a beard (that ain't going away) and we may take that public.
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2022, 09:49:09 PM »
I'm sure you would make a great drag queen.
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2022, 04:08:21 AM »
Go in a suit and tie. 

In Walmart, that should attract the attention you need.

 =D
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2022, 07:36:14 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on July 30, 2022, 04:08:21 AM
Go in a suit and tie. 

In Walmart, that should attract the attention you need.

 =D

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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2022, 09:25:33 AM »
Time your wally walk right, and you may make it into a music video. (Note the tat on the first Person of Walmart after the music begins in this one.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLc1ZRBfkvQ
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2022, 11:42:59 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on July 30, 2022, 04:08:21 AM
Go in a suit and tie. 


Or a tuxedo ... or white tie and tails.

Be sure to pick up each item you take off the shelves by handling it daintily between the thumb and forefinger only, with the pinky extended.
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2022, 11:58:18 AM »
When I stop at the local Walmart on my way home from the clinic, I often get compliments on my dress: suit/blazer, dress shirt and bowtie.
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2022, 12:00:39 PM »
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2022, 03:14:15 PM »
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2022, 04:28:49 PM »
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Re: Performance Art
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2022, 05:10:59 PM »
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