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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2018, 04:12:58 PM »
"The Room," perhaps?
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2018, 04:19:08 PM »
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2018, 05:09:25 PM »
Any movie with Jason Statham in the lead role.

Or Boondock Saints.  :P
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2018, 09:21:53 PM »
Tank Girl ROCKED!

Try "Teeth" on him.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2018, 09:45:44 PM »
Quote from: fistful on November 04, 2018, 05:09:25 PM
Any movie with Jason Statham in the lead role.

Or Boondock Saints.  :P

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2018, 08:34:35 AM »
Titanic.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2018, 08:36:37 AM »
You could also rig the TV remote so it changes the channel every 3 to 5 seconds.   :rofl:
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2018, 09:44:41 AM »
Double-feature of Battlefield Earth and Garbage Pail Kids.

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2018, 09:47:29 AM »
Atonement
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2018, 10:00:15 AM »
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2018, 12:05:23 PM »
This is one I found a few months ago. It's a hoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TLovs3yhVI4
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2018, 12:14:59 PM »
Hobo with a shotgun. It was so bad that it was bad...
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2018, 01:18:57 PM »
Chariots of Fire.

One of the most misleading titles ever.

At no point in the movie does a chariot catch on fire. The movie is just about a bunch of pasty white guys with bad teeth running in circles.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2018, 02:04:19 PM »
Dunkirk.

Proof that the English moviemaking culture that gave us engaging and entertaining war movies like ZULU, Sink the Bismark, The Dam Busters, and even the Victory at Sea documentary series is dead.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2018, 02:10:47 PM »
Quote from: brimic on November 05, 2018, 12:14:59 PM
Hobo with a shotgun. It was so bad that it was bad...
I forgot about that one. Now I wanna watch it :D
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2018, 03:23:42 PM »
Freddy got Fingered.

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2018, 04:52:19 PM »
Quote from: fistful on November 05, 2018, 12:05:23 PM
This is one I found a few months ago. It's a hoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TLovs3yhVI4

Amazing, to go from that to New Jack City...
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2018, 05:12:21 PM »
Quote from: Warren on November 05, 2018, 01:18:57 PM
Chariots of Fire.

One of the most misleading titles ever.

At no point in the movie does a chariot catch on fire. The movie is just about a bunch of pasty white guys with bad teeth running in circles.

DAMMIT !  They stole my script !

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2018, 05:28:50 PM »
Anything directed by Uwe Boll.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2018, 12:13:28 AM »
Going to have to go through this and make a poll. 
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