What a tiny, paltry, trifling tenderloin sandwich.
Christ, that would barely feed a toddler...
I had one of those last time I was out in Cedar Rapids. My friends took me to a local place. I'd never heard of the Iowa version of the tenderloin sammich.
I ordered the large. I should have paid attention to my friends -- they ordered the small to split between them...
What I got was a Clara Peller reverse sandwich...
"WHERE'S THE BUN?"
Damned thing was slopping off the dinner plate.
I cut it in half immediately, boxed half, and still could barely finish the half I didn't box. And that was when I was at my heaviest...