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My snake chaps work
« on: July 30, 2019, 03:08:42 PM »
I don't know if they work for snake bite yet (I hope "yet" isn't the operative word), but they work really well keeping blackberry and various kinds of brush thorns from ripping my legs apart when I am clearing brush on my property.
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2019, 06:57:11 PM »
Srsly disappoint when I open this to find no angry snek pictures.
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2019, 07:06:35 PM »
I've never seen a snake wearing chaps.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2019, 07:40:25 PM »
Wouldn't that be "chap"?
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2019, 08:20:12 PM »
Are they assless chaps?
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2019, 08:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on July 30, 2019, 08:20:12 PM
Are they assless chaps?

Aren't all chaps assless?  (you're supposed to wear pants, usually jeans, under them)
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2019, 06:26:20 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on July 30, 2019, 08:20:12 PM
Are they assless chaps?

Yes, and I look fabulous in them working in the yard.   =D
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2019, 08:29:22 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on July 31, 2019, 06:26:20 AM
Yes, and I look fabulous in them working in the yard.   =D

Ugh. Not an image with which I wanted to start my day. :P  :laugh:
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2019, 10:34:27 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on July 30, 2019, 08:20:12 PM
Are they assless chaps?

Depends on who's wearing them.  I, for example, could never wear "assless" anything . . . .
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2019, 08:23:18 PM »
Quote from: fifth_column on July 31, 2019, 10:34:27 AM
Depends on who's wearing them.  I, for example, could never wear "assless" anything . . . .
I order mine with extra ass.
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2019, 01:35:46 AM »
Assless chaps are fine for me as my wife says I have no ass at all. My pants agree as suspenders are my only saving grace as gravity is a bitch when you are tapered like an ice cream cone!
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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2019, 01:50:43 AM »
^ Right side up, or upside down?

I tried to invent a bad suspender joke.  Gave up. Figured I couldn't make one any worse than these:

https://upjoke.com/suspender-jokes

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Re: My snake chaps work
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2019, 02:17:13 AM »
Perry Suspenders and a good, stiff, gun belt when I wear actual pants. These days I wear lightweight shorts or lightweight workout/running pants. I admit I have to hold them up sometimes but It's not like I am on my feet in public much these days.
Yes, my pants HAVE fallen around my ankles in public before. Right in front of Best Buy as a matter of fact. Damn-it.  :old: :facepalm: :rofl:
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