A 5 series BMW passes me doing maybe 45-50 right before a curve. An off-camber curve. I see him spin out about 50 meters ahead of me, heading for the median. As I'm coming up he starts sliding (backwards) towards me. I managed to calmly steer around him by going onto the shoulder. Lost traction and slid a bit, but stayed off the brakes and got around him before his ignominious ass first trip to Ditchland.
HAHAHAHA! I loathe beemers and the people who drive them.