I remember one of the times the mall I was in doing Santa had a protest go through it to "shut it down."
Gigglesnort.
So, there I am in the back of a shoe store, in the back room, because Santa is a magnet for the loonies, and one of the folks from the shoe store asks about what they should do if the "peaceful protesters" break the glass doors and come in.
"You guys go out the back door into the passages, head for your cars. I'll hold this door closed."
They looked at me like I was insane.
There were a few implements in that break room/closet that would have been quite useful. I did not elaborate.