Author Topic: yobs pick wrong men in drag to fight with (Read 6188 times)

vaskidmark · « **on:** October 08, 2009, 06:30:48 AM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html

Turns out the two "victims" were cage fighters out on the town.

I'm not going to say anything about their decision to dress up in dresses. Nope! Definately not a safe thing. Even when it appears that section of town has many folks in dresses packing extra gear.

stay safe.

skidmark

Viking · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2009, 07:17:15 AM »

Acute failure in the victim selection process

. If you are of the habit to go out and pick fights with random people, you will sooner or later encounter someone who will crush you like the insect you are.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2009, 07:33:15 AM »

Quote from: vaskidmark on October 08, 2009, 06:30:48 AM

Turns out the two "victims" were cage fighters out on the town.

Rex? He should have worn his American flag pants.

brimic · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2009, 07:57:04 AM »

lee n. field · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:50:43 AM »

Do I want to know what a "boob tube" is? :rolleyes:

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:13:09 AM »

Not to distract from the story, but it does illustrate how heavily monitored the streets in the U.K. are...

makattak · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:38:36 AM »

Ummm.... slightly related...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218880/One-gay-man-lesbians-legged-cat-poisoned-curry-plot.html?ITO=1490

MechAg94 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2009, 10:13:37 AM »

Quote from: Viking on October 08, 2009, 07:17:15 AM

Acute failure in the victim selection process . If you are of the habit to go out and pick fights with random people, you will sooner or later encounter someone who will crush you like the insect you are.

QFT!

White Horseradish · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:25:16 PM »

This, apparently, is not uncommon.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EvjTIukcFas

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:30:00 PM »

Quote from: White Horseradish on October 08, 2009, 12:25:16 PM

This, apparently, is not uncommon.

http://www.youtube.com/v/EvjTIukcFas

I take it the gay guy is the one in the white shirt?

White Horseradish · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2009, 12:37:15 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on October 08, 2009, 12:30:00 PM

I take it the gay guy is the one in the white shirt?

I don't really know if any of them are gay - I tend to disbelieve Youtube captions. I still like how the jackass is getting his butt kicked by a guy wearing pantyhose.

Viking · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2009, 02:39:32 PM »

Quote from: White Horseradish on October 08, 2009, 12:37:15 PM

I don't really know if any of them are gay - I tend to disbelieve Youtube captions. I still like how the jackass is getting his butt kicked by a guy wearing pantyhose.

Seeing that in some places you really need to have brass balls to be a guy wearing a tube top, short skirt and (was he wearing high heels as well?) pantyhoses, picking a fight with them seems like a most unwise prospect

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Also, those guys seem to have balance issues...and the gay/transvestite dude really tried to crush the other guy

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White Horseradish · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2009, 02:56:57 PM »

Quote from: Viking on October 08, 2009, 02:39:32 PM

Seeing that in some places you really need to have brass balls to be a guy wearing a tube top, short skirt and (was he wearing high heels as well?) pantyhoses, picking a fight with them seems like a most unwise prospect .
Also, those guys seem to have balance issues...and the gay/transvestite dude really tried to crush the other guy .

Yah... Never mind he's twice your size, he's dressed like a girl! Oops...

HankB · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2009, 03:44:06 PM »

I can just see a WWF announcement now . . .

"And in his international comeback, we have former world champion wrestler Hulk Hogan . . . and his opponent, fresh from London . . . Snookums, the Fighting Trasvestite!"

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:04:04 PM »

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Police later discovered the two drag queens were cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out with other friends.

Anyone know what a "fancy dress stag night" is?

Cromlech · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:10:30 PM »

Stag night = Bachelor party
Fancy Dress = Silly Costumes

280plus · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:43:12 PM »

Context says "boob tube" is "tube top" to me... just a guess, where's one of our brits? We need a translation.

Cromlech · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2009, 05:46:44 AM »

Boob tube is indeed a tube top, although we usually call them boob tubes when they are expecially high from the bottom, and low from the top - in other words, when they are practically like a few layers of duct tape wrapped around the boobs.

280plus · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2009, 07:36:42 AM »

I'd love to see a paper in the US use the term "boob tube", never in a millllllllion years.

makattak · « **Reply #19 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:01:50 AM »

Quote from: 280plus on October 09, 2009, 07:36:42 AM

I'd love to see a paper in the US use the term "boob tube", never in a millllllllion years.

Since it means TV here in the States....

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:09:03 AM »

I've seen it used in newspapers and magazines here many times, albeit to describe a television.

agricola · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:12:34 AM »

Starting on men in drag in South Wales is inherently stupid anyway - they will either be rugby players or members of HM Forces, so two runty chavs like those two were always going to get battered.

Viking · « **Reply #22 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:42:53 AM »

Quote from: agricola on October 09, 2009, 09:12:34 AM

Starting on men in drag in South Wales is inherently stupid anyway - they will either be rugby players or members of HM Forces, so two runty chavs like those two were always going to get battered.

This some ancient British tradition?

agricola · « **Reply #23 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:59:26 AM »

Quote from: Viking on October 09, 2009, 09:42:53 AM

This some ancient British tradition?

Yes, sadly its one that you lot seem to have lost following your rebellion. Imagine how much more effective your Marines would be if, like ours, they dressed as women on occasion.

Viking · « **Reply #24 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:09:16 AM »

Quote from: agricola on October 09, 2009, 09:59:26 AM

Yes, sadly its one that you lot seem to have lost following your rebellion. Imagine how much more effective your Marines would be if, like ours, they dressed as women on occasion.

Our Coastal Rangers (modeled after your Royal Marines and your SBS) used to be a rather fierce bunch from what I've heard. Now they've all gone soft though with the new tasks expected from them, tasks that doesn't necessarily involve sneaking up on a Russian and split his head with your assault shovel. I don't have any information on whether they used to dress up in drags though. I'm sure it would burn my retinas to see them wearing

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Author Topic: yobs pick wrong men in drag to fight with (Read 6188 times)