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Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« on: February 01, 2017, 01:24:13 PM »
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2017, 02:12:29 PM »
You can't eat bacon futures for breakfast.  That is why I prefer bacon pasts.
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2017, 02:32:48 PM »
So THIS is the Trumpocalpyse they warned us of.  :facepalm: We've been so wrong! Hillary, help us, please!
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2017, 02:50:27 PM »


Just make sure they're all female and on welfare so they'll breed by the ton.
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2017, 03:45:40 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on February 01, 2017, 02:50:27 PM
Just make sure they're all female and on welfare so they'll breed by the ton.

EWWWW!!!

Only female? I don't want some hybrid, 3/4 human bacon.
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2017, 05:05:15 PM »
Quote from: makattak on February 01, 2017, 03:45:40 PM
EWWWW!!!

Only female? I don't want some hybrid, 3/4 human bacon.

Medium length pork?
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2017, 06:02:47 PM »
Long pig plus regular pig . . . hmmmm . . . like a cross between Angus and Wagyu beef?

Would this still be technically anthropophagy?
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2017, 06:04:32 PM »
Quote from: makattak on February 01, 2017, 03:45:40 PM
Only female? I don't want some hybrid, 3/4 human bacon.

You imply that welfare-baby sperm donors are fully human.
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Re: Oh Noes! the Aporkalypse!
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2017, 11:08:25 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on February 01, 2017, 06:04:32 PM
You imply that welfare-baby sperm donors are fully human.
I believe there was once a famous essay that called them Irish. 
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