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Lessons Learned about Mondays
« on: July 16, 2013, 09:24:27 AM »


Don't volunteer to move a mysterious skull on a Monday. Especially when the janitor can't, as he just went home severely injured soon after touching it. 

On a completely unrelated note, soon after, I got stabbed in the hand.

That is all.
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2013, 09:50:38 AM »
I think you're learning the wrong lesson... it's not about Mondays.

Also, can you ship? Cursed Indian Burial Skull would be an awesome prank.
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2013, 10:13:33 AM »
How is it mysterious? Appeared under unexplained circumstances? Species indeterminate? Refuses to answer questions, or speaks in an unknown language?
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2013, 10:17:39 AM »
Quote from: fistful on July 16, 2013, 10:13:33 AM
How is it mysterious? Appeared under unexplained circumstances? Species indeterminate? Refuses to answer questions, or speaks in an unknown language?

Could be that Bob lives inside it, and doesn't like being moved.
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2013, 10:19:17 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on July 16, 2013, 10:17:39 AM
Could be that Bob lives inside it, and doesn't like being moved.

The flickering eye sockets would have been a clue... ;)
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 10:30:17 AM »
But then it would be beholden to whoever possesses the skull.  Or gives it romance novels.
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2013, 10:38:38 AM »
artifacts need proper disposal techniques
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 10:43:15 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 16, 2013, 10:38:38 AM
artifacts need proper disposal techniques

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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2013, 11:56:37 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on July 16, 2013, 10:38:38 AM
artifacts need proper disposal techniques

Yeah.  Do you have a triple iron golem handy (and its heel) on which you can strike with the skull?
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2013, 04:48:25 PM »
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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2013, 05:04:25 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on July 16, 2013, 09:24:27 AM

Don't volunteer to move a mysterious skull on a Monday. Especially when the janitor can't, as he just went home severely injured soon after touching it. 

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Re: Lessons Learned about Mondays
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2013, 06:31:04 PM »
So on what days will you be manhandling cursed artifacts?
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