Good Grief Margo!
My Zippo lighter is bigger than some of them ideas, plus my Zippo works everytime, everywhere !
I do not own a Cell Phone.
Thank goodness the ones I am handed are bigger, have buttons one can see and feel, are simple to use [I think] and tough enough to withstand being tossed in my glove box, behind the seat of the truck or truck tool box - because that is exactly where they go.
Seeing them "ideas" - Mom needed new Portable Phones, and I was fussing about them the other day.
These are also getting smaller, smaller odd shaped buttons and too much on the screen. Sales "Associate" - I got socks older than this guy...my first young cute "Associate" had to leave - I think she was the only person who actually knew how to give change back...
"it has all these cool features"
"I do not want cool features, I want a phone she can see the buttons, and be real nice if the buttons were in a grid like they used to be instead of some spaced out geometric design."
"it has "
"I appreciate all that, the deal is she is 76 years old, wears bifocals, arthritis and cannot hear well. She wants to answer a call, and place a call".
I finally found the "lesser of evils" and all. Still I cannot wait for this these whippersnappers to get to wearing glasses, cannot hear, and arthritis kicks in...
"You do not have a cell phone?"
"No"
"How do you survive ?"
"Oh I was raised and learned stuff like how to fool around in picture show balconies and drive in picture shows and not get caught".
"what is a balcony?"
"what is a picture show?
Mom is visiting with a elderly friend that at least has the good sense to just buy gift certificates for grandkids.
"Does your kids, grandkids call " ask my mom
"Heck if we know, we keep the ringer turned off and do not own a cell phone. They can email , we raised them and finally got our lives back".
Makes sense to me.
"honey there is a noise in your truck toolbox"
"Yeah mom, just the signals from all these damn cell phones bouncing off the thing...it will stop in a second..."